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Met a girl last week
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:01 am
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:01 am
Just fricking around as I’m moving back to Houston in a month. Met her at a bar, thought she was cool so I said frick it and decided to text her and hangout.
We had plans for her to come to my place and watch a movie. Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem. I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off but I really didn’t care. I should also mention that she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar. At this point, it’s safe to say she has the crazies. Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.
We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.
Thought I’d share with the OT. And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore. Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.
We had plans for her to come to my place and watch a movie. Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem. I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off but I really didn’t care. I should also mention that she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar. At this point, it’s safe to say she has the crazies. Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.
We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.
Thought I’d share with the OT. And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore. Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:03 am to MettShow69
Your friend's dick is probably bigger than yours anyways. You made the right choice
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:03 am to MettShow69
Darth, shortly followed by Sabi Dojo.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:03 am to MettShow69
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“I’m not a hoe”
Hoe fo sho
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:03 am to MettShow69
Missed out on your chance to do some freaky shite with the witch stepmom.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:03 am to MettShow69
Did you hit it at least?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:04 am to MettShow69
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And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore.
Why not? Are you gay?
She sounds like she has a classic case of daddy issues....and you know what that means
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:04 am to MettShow69
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No pics.
You should’ve started with this. That way I wouldn’t have had to read through this shitty post and could’ve just scrolled down and downvoted you.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
All of that and you didn’t even have sex with her? Dude.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
Getting divorced is so trashy. It always ruins the kids but the people getting divorced don't care because they're selfish
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
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No pics
Oh really? Then no read of your shitty story.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
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Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang.
Does he have health problems and wear 1980’s mom jeans?
Is he also involved in fake biker charities?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
Heard she gets around..like a record..wooh..wooh
This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 10:09 am
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:05 am to MettShow69
If you didnt hit it, youre doing it all wrong.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:06 am to MettShow69
All that work and no sex?
What's a beta's beta? A gamma?
What's a beta's beta? A gamma?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:07 am to MettShow69
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I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off but I really didn’t care.
Well you seem like you cared.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:08 am to MettShow69
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Met a girl last week
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safe to say she has the crazies.
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her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch
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witch ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife
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Sweet girl though
Best way you could come up with the end that story?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:08 am to MettShow69
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Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem
Very considerate of her.
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