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Let's hear your best "Jody" story
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:29 am
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:29 am
Here is mine: way back in 95 my boss got deployed on a 3 month deployment to Saudi. His wife (also active duty) started bringing Jody into her home which she shared with their two year old daughter. She had the little girl call the Jody "daddy" so that the kid wouldn't blow her cover when real daddy called or eventually when he came home.
My boss found out of course. Jody was a contractor is our squadron and all three worked in the same building for a couple of years after.
My boss found out of course. Jody was a contractor is our squadron and all three worked in the same building for a couple of years after.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:31 am to birdieman
I knew this Hawaiian guy in high school. He tried out for the Hockey team. It was funny as shite.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:33 am to birdieman
You know how they say that a man should never hit a woman?
This is a damn good reason to hit a woman.
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She had the little girl call the Jody "daddy" so that the kid wouldn't blow her cover when real daddy called or eventually when he came home.
This is a damn good reason to hit a woman.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:35 am to birdieman
Was a costar on Family Affair.
Sissy (pictured L) looked like she would work-
2,1,2,1
Sissy (pictured L) looked like she would work-
2,1,2,1
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:46 am to soccerfüt
I had a nice 6-9 month fling with a CG wife. This was near 20 years ago now. He’d be underway. She’d want to go out.
Started typical stupid enough. Just a group of friends but she kept gravitating to me? I’m so stupid I don’t click until her tongue was down my throat. She was so cold blooded and remorseless. And to my knowledge the dude did ZERO wrong.
Women can be cold blooded. Thankfully they moved off when he got stationed elsewhere, because there were no signs of slowing down. I kept telling myself “they must have arrangement. “.
She even wanted to go out when he was home. Like all hang out and have a beer. Meet some of her friends. I was like “WTF? You know I can’t be friends with him!? This is already fricked up!”
I had already conceded that if we got busted, I’d just put my hands in my pockets and take an arse whipping.
Started typical stupid enough. Just a group of friends but she kept gravitating to me? I’m so stupid I don’t click until her tongue was down my throat. She was so cold blooded and remorseless. And to my knowledge the dude did ZERO wrong.
Women can be cold blooded. Thankfully they moved off when he got stationed elsewhere, because there were no signs of slowing down. I kept telling myself “they must have arrangement. “.
She even wanted to go out when he was home. Like all hang out and have a beer. Meet some of her friends. I was like “WTF? You know I can’t be friends with him!? This is already fricked up!”
I had already conceded that if we got busted, I’d just put my hands in my pockets and take an arse whipping.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:47 am to birdieman
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3 month deployment
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squadron
Chair Force.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:51 am to birdieman
Girlfriend of 1 year (no pics) comes home after being out of town for a week due to work. Tells me she just wants to go to bed and she will see me tomorrow. I decide to drive over to drop off a gift I had gotten for her while she was gone. I knock on the door and when she answers the sheer look of shock on her face tells me something is up. She then tells me she needs space, blah, blah, blah. So as I'm leaving there is another truck parked in front of the house running with a gentleman looking at me as I walk back to my truck. I make the block and the individual was now parked in the driveway in the spot I had just left.
Oh well, I was looking when I found her......
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:53 am to birdieman
Sometimes when your wife goes to “Zumba class”, she’s really going to meet Jody behind that building, and they bang in the back seat.
Or when she goes “running” in the park...Jody is running that dick through her as she holds onto a tree off the trail.
Or when she goes to the store late at Night...she’s blowing Jody behind the dumpsters.
Or when she goes “running” in the park...Jody is running that dick through her as she holds onto a tree off the trail.
Or when she goes to the store late at Night...she’s blowing Jody behind the dumpsters.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:53 am to bayouteche
Did you just make an old classic OT joke or are you that crying Michael guy?
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:54 am to 337Tigah
A guy I worked with had his fiancé go to France to be a missionary for a summer. We ragged him about “Pierre” the whole time and how much fun she must be having over there. She came home and broke it off because “she met someone” over there and if she was capable of having those feelings, then she wasn’t ready to marry him. Still give him shite to this day about Pierre.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:55 am to birdieman
friend of mine in the marines came home early from a deployment. wanted to surprise his wife. walked in on jody hammering her. shot jody in the chest.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:55 am to birdieman
I used to go to Jody's house all the time to hang out. He thought we were best buds, but I was really there for his sister who was 2 yrs older
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:56 am to Breesus
No Michael here.
That one did get some good responses back in the day though.
That one did get some good responses back in the day though.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:56 am to Breesus
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are you that crying Michael guy?
That was a glorious thread.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:57 am to Displaced
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She broke you baw.
I was Jody baw.
ETA: I mean, I got Jody’ed in a way too, only he didn’t have the nuts to do it for real so he had to catfish it, since he couldn’t do it on his own merit.
But i’ve Seen both sides of the coin. I know how every aspect of that wicked little web they weave works.
I know all the lines, all the excuses, the whole script.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 9:01 am
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:58 am to fr33manator
I don't understand how you could do that to another man after you went through the same thing (ish).
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:00 am to Breesus
Buddy was building wife a million $ home while she was banging the electrician or plumber or something. Found out right as they finished the house. I don't think he ever slept there. She lived there for a bit but they sold it pretty quickly.
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