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re: Can someone please explain Astrophysics
Posted on 10/16/17 at 10:36 am to LucasP
Posted on 10/16/17 at 10:36 am to LucasP
Dude, I know it is bullshite. The earth is exactly 6,017 years old. When Methuselah died at age 976 he had spent his life's work crafting carvings out of rock to fool future people into believing in ancient dinosaurs and people's the secret of the past died with him. He told his story to some people, but like fools they all went on to work on the Tower of Babel, and as we know all men who worked on that tower, were punished and forced to learned new languages which only they knew, so the secret of Methuselah was passed down to his great great grandson, who was my uncle's odd drinking buddy and he told me all about it.
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