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re: Spouse check-in excuses

Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47859 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:07 pm to
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Does she know you have the dick juice, or is it going to be a 'surprise' because I promise she will know something is up

I keep minez in the fridge. My gf calls it the "puffy" juice.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5926 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:13 pm to
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SoulGlo


So bossy..who made you mayor....we all know the rules.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:22 pm to
Holy shite 53 upvotes and 0 downvotes.

The one thing we all agree on
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38978 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:28 pm to
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Does this cock juice just help with erections or does it help with endurance / stamina, etc.?


I'm not a doctor, but I believe it allows for the blood to flow more freely -- and on the scale of 1 to 10 in terms of rock solid, it's an 11 for me. Your results may vary.

Endurance and stamina are strictly up to you.

Married for many years, you'll go forever with your spouse.

Married for many years, you'll go quickly with your 20 year LSU brunette. And your stuff will be thrown out quickly if your spouse finds out.

Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38978 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:32 pm to
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Dick Juice! Just poke her with it and aggravate the shite out of her until she puts out.


Didn't work. I think my wife is either paralyzed or completely numb from the waste down.

And I could kick her dentist's teeth in. He still hasn't corrected her TMJ.

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