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re: March is the time to celebrate Dad Jokes
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:18 am to thedogman
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:18 am to thedogman
Almost 81 year old grandfather told me this gem a little over 12 hours ago.
Him-"What's the difference between an old man and a young man?"
Me-"I don't know, what?"
Him-"Its not hard..."
Me-"Jesus Christ"
He then proceeds to laugh his old arse off. Love that man.
Him-"What's the difference between an old man and a young man?"
Me-"I don't know, what?"
Him-"Its not hard..."
Me-"Jesus Christ"
He then proceeds to laugh his old arse off. Love that man.
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Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:40 am to thedogman
one of mine: how many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Orange.
another: "Ok, Lord, then what about the time where there was a line in the sand, with a row of footprints on one side and a row of round holes on the other?"
That was a pirate pushing a wheel barrow.
my dad's favorite. Ancient Greek goes into a tailor to get his pants fixed. Tailor says "Euripides?" Greek says "yes, Euminedes?"
another: "Ok, Lord, then what about the time where there was a line in the sand, with a row of footprints on one side and a row of round holes on the other?"
That was a pirate pushing a wheel barrow.
my dad's favorite. Ancient Greek goes into a tailor to get his pants fixed. Tailor says "Euripides?" Greek says "yes, Euminedes?"
Posted on 3/21/17 at 10:51 am to thedogman
My dad asked me if I heard about the new movie called "Constipation?"
I said "no"
He said "It never came out"
I said "no"
He said "It never came out"
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