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re: Favorite obscure office quotes
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:24 pm to LasVegasTiger
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:24 pm to LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:25 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:27 pm to LasVegasTiger
All the characters really are gold in their own ways. I could come up multiple for every character
one more that just popped into my head:
Hey Darryl, How's it hanging!!???
one more that just popped into my head:
Hey Darryl, How's it hanging!!???
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:32 pm to BCMCubs
quote:
]Ryan: [helping clean out Michael's car
That entire scene is hilarious.
Ryan: Wow. How many Filet-O-Fish sandwiches did you eat?
Micheal: That's over several months, Ryan.
Ryan: Still...
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:43 pm to Tigerfan56
I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cuz that’s the thing about bear attacks… they come when you least expect it.
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:48 pm to tWildcat
Michael: Hey, hey, hey! Idiot!
Darryl: Start over.
Darryl: Start over.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:11 am to LfcSU3520
Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:24 am to SDtiger16
Erin was down bobbing for apples forever at the Halloween party.
She finally popped up: "I got two! I ate two whole apples!"
***
Oscar: The Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour.
She finally popped up: "I got two! I ate two whole apples!"
***
Oscar: The Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:32 am to Twenty 49
Posted on 12/14/16 at 1:09 am to RedFoxx
I'd like to make a toast... to the troops... all the troops... both sides
Posted on 12/14/16 at 5:11 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Ryan: Ever since I've gotten clean there's just something about the morning air that really makes me sick.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:36 am to GreatLakesTiger24
He's gotta come out some time... to go to the bathroom
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:40 am to LasVegasTiger
quote:
Holly thinking Kevin was retarded was great.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 7:44 am to Bmath
She's an amateur yogurt chef.
We never did anything illegal. Except knock over some mailboxes with her friends.
We never did anything illegal. Except knock over some mailboxes with her friends.
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 7:46 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:40 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
I'd like to make a toast... to the troops... all the troops... both sides
I love that one
Dwight Quotes:
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching
Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms
I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog
My favorite: I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:57 am to SDtiger16
quote:you forgot the "heehee"
Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:59 am to LfcSU3520
quote:
Michael: Hey, hey, hey! Idiot! Darryl: Start over.
this is my winner.
also,
quote:
Dwight: Girl Scouts, I don't know, I think it's kind of dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership
quote:
Pam: "You've been watering down the soap?"
Dwight: "Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?"
quote:
Michael: "I would like your undivided attention, please."
Dwight: "You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 9:11 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:13 am to HermanBoone
quote:
Creed's random quotes always crack me up. "You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know you!"
Creed is the freaking best.
:in the interview room, covered in "fake" blood:
"It's Halloween? That is really, really, really good timing."
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 9:15 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:14 am to Tigerfan56
creed giving Andy girl advice:
'So this is how I got Squeaky Fromm'
'So this is how I got Squeaky Fromm'
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 9:15 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:16 am to HermanBoone
quote:
Creed's random quotes always crack me up.
"Something's wrong. That paper was never supposed to arrive."
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