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re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:32 am to TexasTiger90
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:32 am to TexasTiger90
We have a guy who wears the exact same outfit every single day. Literally. Red long sleeved shirt and black slacks. And he power walks everywhere
Idk if he has multiple outfits or if it the same shirt and slacks every day but in 5 years I've never seen him wear anything else
Idk if he has multiple outfits or if it the same shirt and slacks every day but in 5 years I've never seen him wear anything else
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:42 am to SaintLSUnAtl
Had a guy eat food out of a trash can that had been in there all weekend. Same guy would come in 4 hours early to work OT and he'd come to work an hour before that and just sit in his car before his 12 hour shift started.
One guy would tie heavy objects together and use them as weights to work out throughout the day.
One guy would wear his shirt inside out so he "wouldn't get the outside dirty".
One guy would tie heavy objects together and use them as weights to work out throughout the day.
One guy would wear his shirt inside out so he "wouldn't get the outside dirty".
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:08 am to ruzil
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It was kind of gross watching that.
Kind of?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:23 am to VetteGuy
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This whole thread is freaking me out, tbh.
Here, too.
If I had to work in an office, I'd be arrested or committed by the end of the week.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:24 am to dbeck
We have a lady that spends half the day preparing meals in our small break room.
She'll stand over the trash can for a while peeling eggs and then meticulously prepares a full course breakfast... Often with microwaved bacon. She gets to work real early too.
Lunch is also a production depending on what's on the menu.
She's really sweet so no one minds much.
She'll stand over the trash can for a while peeling eggs and then meticulously prepares a full course breakfast... Often with microwaved bacon. She gets to work real early too.
Lunch is also a production depending on what's on the menu.
She's really sweet so no one minds much.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:30 am to TexasTiger90
We have a fricking runner. The dude is a total spastic. He acts the most routine of office taskspace requires the intensity of the Normandy invasion.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:33 am to Beetlejuice
1. Flappy: Older black lady who always wears open back shoes that flap loudly when she walks.
2. Lotion: guy constantly smacks his hands together with hand lotion (also cuts his nails in his cube).
3. Hallmark: Guy has every Christmas/Birthday/Thank You card he's ever received sitting out across his desk on glorious display for all to see forever...
2. Lotion: guy constantly smacks his hands together with hand lotion (also cuts his nails in his cube).
3. Hallmark: Guy has every Christmas/Birthday/Thank You card he's ever received sitting out across his desk on glorious display for all to see forever...
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:34 am to Beetlejuice
Had a guy that would have what we all called "the 15 minute sandwich" for lunch daily. Dude would bust out all the ingredients and then assemble them like he was defusing a bomb.
On a side note who the frick are people talking to a 2 AM?
On a side note who the frick are people talking to a 2 AM?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:35 am to Hankg
quote:That's absolutely revolting
Someone at work wipes buggers all over the bathroom walls. Really big ones, some bloody. We got it narrowed down to one of about three people but can't catch them doing it. So many buggers that when the bathroom was painted a couple years ago the painter had to go around with a scraper trying to get them off the wall before painting.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:41 am to TexasTiger90
Supervised this Indian guy for awhile. He would verbally tell me yes, but shake his head no and vice versa, verbally telling me no but shaking his head yes.
Maybe a cultural thing, I dunno? Gave me a fricking headache.
Maybe a cultural thing, I dunno? Gave me a fricking headache.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:44 am to JohnnyKilroy
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ETA: While this is an infrequent occurrence, some frick heads on this floor think it's acceptable to take the stall immediately next to me when I'm taking a shite. There's 5 stalls in the bathroom, I'll be the only one in there in the far stall and some dickhead will bust through the door and sprint past the 3 open stalls that are not immediately next to me and then proceed to absolutely punish the toilet next to me.
If this is a frequent occurrence at work, you are taking way too long in the bathroom.
I love a good long dump, but only at home or in private. Not in a 4-5 stall public environment.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 6:54 am to CaptainPanic
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Not sure if this counts but the FedEx guy dresses and acts exactly like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading
You say this like it's a bad thing
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:05 am to TexasTiger90
At a past job we had one girl we found out was not entering purchase orders. When she was let go we found PO's hidden everywhere in her cubicle and trash can. At the same job another girl was fired and she wrote a five page manifesto to the president and said she hoped he came to her funeral.
Got another one regarding old food. We have cookouts at work and one coworker will eat leftover grilled meats that have been in the fridge for several weeks.
Got another one regarding old food. We have cookouts at work and one coworker will eat leftover grilled meats that have been in the fridge for several weeks.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 7:28 am
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:07 am to CHiPs25
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Can you get this speedy gonzaleaz on camera?
Dude, I really wish I could, but this guy's office is at the end of the hall that is to my back the way my office is set up. The only warning I get that Jesse Owens is coming in hot is the two step stride I see out of the corner of my eye...and just like that, he's gone
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:11 am to BOSCEAUX
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Had a guy that would have what we all called "the 15 minute sandwich" for lunch daily. Dude would bust out all the ingredients and then assemble them like he was defusing a bomb.
I do this almost every day for lunch. I don't spend time at home prepping lunch when I would rather do other stuff. Plus, I don't have soggy bread because mustard and mayo has been soaking through it all night. This is just efficient.
Eta: It doesn't take me 15 minutes though.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 7:21 am
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:18 am to facher08
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Had a guy that would have what we all called "the 15 minute sandwich" for lunch daily. Dude would bust out all the ingredients and then assemble them like he was defusing a bomb.
"After spending at least 15 minutes making a perfect sandwich with tomatoes and everything, this girl at work dropped her lunch on the floor. Rather than being sensitive to my fellow human, I immediately said 'What kind of sandwich was that, Fumblebee Tuna?' It got me thinking. Wow, Kyle, you’re pretty damn hilarious with food jokes and/or puns. As I was even thinking that, I blurted out 'Did you use mayonnaise or Miracle Whoops?' I was so good I started to get scared."– Kyle Kinane
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:18 am to Jim Rockford
They are using toilet paper just flushing it in a different toilet so everyone gets an unobstructed view of their unflushed masterpiece
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:29 am to CaptainPanic
We had a lady at work who began talking and acting like Austin Powers. Not just once in a while but all the time and it went on for years.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:33 am to TexasTiger90
Well let's see. There are two women that take off their shoes as soon as they get to the office and walk around all day in their socks or hose. For some reason this drives me crazy.
Then there are the stompers. All three are women and they always walk like they're escaping a fire. It's gotten to the point where I can tell which one is clomping by just by their gait.
The worst is clippy/speakerphone. The young guy in the cube next to mine used to clip his nails everyday at work. It didn't bother me so much but it drove my boss nuts. Finally one day I just went up to him and told him to knock it off because it grossed a lot of people out.
This same kid used to take. Every. Single. Call. on speakerphone. This drove me absolutely batshit crazy!
Oh, and he also makes this weird "pheeew" sound when he smokes. Every single time he exhales. "Pheeew" "Pheeew"
Then there are the stompers. All three are women and they always walk like they're escaping a fire. It's gotten to the point where I can tell which one is clomping by just by their gait.
The worst is clippy/speakerphone. The young guy in the cube next to mine used to clip his nails everyday at work. It didn't bother me so much but it drove my boss nuts. Finally one day I just went up to him and told him to knock it off because it grossed a lot of people out.
This same kid used to take. Every. Single. Call. on speakerphone. This drove me absolutely batshit crazy!
Oh, and he also makes this weird "pheeew" sound when he smokes. Every single time he exhales. "Pheeew" "Pheeew"
Posted on 3/31/16 at 7:53 am to TexasTiger90
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Ours are on a motion sensor...I'm guessing to curb behavior like this
Our bathroom lights are on a motion sensor as well. It has gone off on me a few times if I'm browsing on my phone while in the bathroom. It doesn't bother me, but I often wonder what someone would think if they walked in and I was shitting in the dark at work.
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