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Thanksgiving with black famillies
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:30 am
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:30 am
Pretty hillarious trend on Twitter right now, thought I'd share some.
"Fix your attitude before we go in here"
When your favorite cousin shows up
When you think it's no more pie left but yo granny pull the next one out the fridge
Playing football with ya Uncle who swore he could have made the league
"They said the food was gon be ready @ 4.. It's 6 o'clock, why we can't eat?!"
When your grandma ready to go but nobody want to take her home.
How your cousin that sell drugs show up for dinner
when everyone is mad there's no more mac & cheese but you hid a stash for later
when your uncle knows you smoke weed
"I bet that food real good right now huh"'
when people in ya face saying "you don't remember me? I used to change your diapers"
"Let the children eat first"
"Y'all better fix y'all some to go plates cause I ain't cooking tomorrow"
you see the exact biscuit you want while granny blesses the food
When ur lil cousin ask ur gay cousin why he act like a girl in front of everybody
When yo mama say get out the kitchen but grandma say come tell me how this taste
That 1 Uncle With No Job . . . .But he Got that Work
"So who gon clean the dis-"
When you just finished plate 4 and then your aunty buss out that banana pudding
When you have family drama so nobody cooks.
When that one cousin y'all ain't seen since July comes out and wraps up 5 plates.
When your cousin walk in with the white girl
Aunt: How's everything?
You: Good.
Aunt: That's not what ya momma said...
You:
When you and somebody else catch each other with y'all eyes open during prayer
"You need something while I'm up because once I sit down that's it"
When the grace is going on 12 minutes and the food is getting cold
When your mom says no more pie and your grandma says "let that baby eat"
"Fix your attitude before we go in here"
When your favorite cousin shows up
When you think it's no more pie left but yo granny pull the next one out the fridge
Playing football with ya Uncle who swore he could have made the league
"They said the food was gon be ready @ 4.. It's 6 o'clock, why we can't eat?!"
When your grandma ready to go but nobody want to take her home.
How your cousin that sell drugs show up for dinner
when everyone is mad there's no more mac & cheese but you hid a stash for later
when your uncle knows you smoke weed
"I bet that food real good right now huh"'
when people in ya face saying "you don't remember me? I used to change your diapers"
"Let the children eat first"
"Y'all better fix y'all some to go plates cause I ain't cooking tomorrow"
you see the exact biscuit you want while granny blesses the food
When ur lil cousin ask ur gay cousin why he act like a girl in front of everybody
When yo mama say get out the kitchen but grandma say come tell me how this taste
That 1 Uncle With No Job . . . .But he Got that Work
"So who gon clean the dis-"
When you just finished plate 4 and then your aunty buss out that banana pudding
When you have family drama so nobody cooks.
When that one cousin y'all ain't seen since July comes out and wraps up 5 plates.
When your cousin walk in with the white girl
Aunt: How's everything?
You: Good.
Aunt: That's not what ya momma said...
You:
When you and somebody else catch each other with y'all eyes open during prayer
"You need something while I'm up because once I sit down that's it"
When the grace is going on 12 minutes and the food is getting cold
When your mom says no more pie and your grandma says "let that baby eat"
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:31 am to agregime1
Dang sorry the gifs aren't showing
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:32 am to agregime1
some of those were pretty damn good
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:34 am to agregime1
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agregime1
I'm assuming you posted this here because all of your facebook friends de-friended you for sending them this shite.
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 11:34 am
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:35 am to agregime1
How are any of those situations exclusive to black people?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:36 am to WG_Dawg
That Biden spying the biscuit made me chuckle.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:36 am to agregime1
quote:
Pretty hillarious trend on Twitter right now, thought I'd share some.
guess i missed the funny ones
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:36 am to Clyde Tipton
They aren't, black people just posted them as they relate to their experiences.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:38 am to agregime1
quote:
that cousin that got mad degrees and allergies
quote:
That one Uncle who stand in the kitchen while the woman are cooking
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You taste the sweet tea and it has JUST the right amount of diabetes
quote:
When it's 4 days after Thanksgiving and you ask what for dinner and your mom say "It's leftovers in there!"
quote:
When you laugh at your sibling getting a whooping and your mama say "Idk why you laughing, cause you next.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:39 am to BugAC
Ha I never use facebook, I use Twitter and Instagram strictly, too many family members got on Facebook so I left.
I'm in college and college students use a lot of Twitter.
I'm in college and college students use a lot of Twitter.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:40 am to agregime1
What an awful thread. Go play in traffic.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:42 am to agregime1
Outside of the drug dealers this happens at ours every major holiday.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:47 am to MontyFranklyn
quote:
black people just posted them as they relate to their experiences.
Thereby showing just how many of us have shared experiences regardless of race.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:52 am to agregime1
If you posted this on a northern site you may get more of the responses you were looking for. Black people (no matter where they live) and white southerners share many things in common.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:52 am to agregime1
quote:
Ha I never use facebook, I use Twitter and Instagram strictly, too many family members got on Facebook so I left.
I'm in college and college students use a lot of Twitter.
Gotcha. I apologize for my comment, if it came off mean. I see too much shite like that on facespace the few times i'm on there so i get disgruntled.
I'm trying to be less of a smartass on here. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:55 am to agregime1
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:01 pm to agregime1
I thought those were pretty funny but I still downvoted because we're playing A&M this week
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:33 pm to agregime1
This is so beautifully accurate.
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