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Is there a funnier song in the history of music than "My Ding A Ling"?
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:59 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:59 am
quote:
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling
This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:10 am to saint amant steve
Almost anything weird al has done
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:32 am to saint amant steve
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:49 am to Breesus
Anything from Weird Al, Wesley Willis, or Anal count
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:05 am to saint amant steve
Ugh.
Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.
Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:40 am to saint amant steve
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:42 am to saint amant steve
Jerry Reed has several funnier
Posted on 10/8/15 at 12:51 pm to Baloo
quote:
Ugh.
Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.
But there are oodles of grunge experts.....
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:30 pm to saint amant steve
Dirt Nasty - Droppin Names
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:09 pm to saint amant steve
In France by Frank Zappa
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:27 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
Holy shite really?
Really.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 10:28 am to saint amant steve
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:26 pm to MondayMorningMarch
Big Balls - AC/DC
"Big Balls"
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
"Big Balls"
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:54 pm to Baloo
quote:
Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.
True story - the balance of the album, Live at The Fillmore Auditorium, (minus the 3 added tracks, My Ding A Ling, Good Morning Little Schoolgirl, and Reelin' and Rockin') featured Chuck Berry backed by an outfit then known as The Steve Miller Blues Band.
The track, My Ding A Ling, itself featured 2 members of the Average White Band, Onnie McIntyre and Robbie McIntosh, along with Nic Potter (of Van De Graf Generator) on bass.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:41 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
Average White Band
Funkiest white boys ever.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:47 pm to saint amant steve
ever heard of the band Ween?
Posted on 10/10/15 at 8:20 pm to saint amant steve
My Girl Bill by Jim Stafford; when it came out we thought WTF? some funny gay arse song!
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