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Female aquarium employee fired for sleeping with
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
A WALRUS.......A........frickING.........WALRUS
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According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to Placebeaux
I want to believe but I just can't.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to Placebeaux
Walrus dick is quality stuff
Or you think she had peanut butter on her hoo hah?
Or you think she had peanut butter on her hoo hah?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
Did it ejaculate yellow matter custard?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
There was a Radio Lab or This American Life I listened to about a woman who lived in a room with a dolphin. He would rub his dolphin dick up against her, and she'd rub one out for him while trying to teach him to talk. True story.
ETA: Radiolab episode Go to about 15:50 or so.
ETA: Radiolab episode Go to about 15:50 or so.
This post was edited on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to biglego
quote:
want to believe but I just can't.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
That website is not too legit looking.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to boosiebadazz
This is what Lennon and McCartney meant by "I am the walru"
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Placebeaux
at least she isn't sleeping with the fishes
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Placebeaux
IWHI
Her, not the walrus.
Her, not the walrus.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Placebeaux
She is pretending to be Arial from the little mermaid.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
I need a better picture of her before I pass any judgement.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to Placebeaux
In her defense, that is a good looking walrus.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to Placebeaux
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Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to blueboy
This could be greatest post in topic ive ever seen.
Kudos. And coo coo cachoo.
Kudos. And coo coo cachoo.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:04 pm to BottomlandBrew
quote:
There was a Radio Lab or This American Life I listened to about a woman who lived in a room with a dolphin. He would rub his dolphin dick up against her, and she'd rub one out for him while trying to teach him to talk. True story.
There was that "Dolphin tail" movie, not sure what is was about, but a lot of people went to see it......
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:04 pm to Placebeaux
They don't have a walrus at the Georgia Aquarium. I was there in January.
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