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New Mexico State coach resigned bcuz of addiction to huffing compressed air

Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:57 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:57 pm
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The New Mexico State University football team is again looking for an offensive line coach after its most recent hire resigned Wednesday, following a pair of criminal citations this week involving an addiction to huffing.

Las Cruces police cited Chris Symington twice in a four-day span for huffing compressed air, the second incident unfolding Tuesday morning inside the bathroom of a Las Cruces drug store, according to a police report obtained by the Sun-News.


he gone.

LINK


This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Landsharks
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:58 pm to
Wtf
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
166766 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:06 pm to
How do you get caught doing that?

And put offensive line coach in your title. You don't get paid for thread views.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 11:07 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39207 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:07 pm to
walking on sunshine
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67431 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:07 pm to
That dude really likes huffing. Damn.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 11:08 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:08 pm to
their stadium is pretty badass
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103866 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:30 pm to
Surprised Huffington Post wasn't the first to break this story
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18889 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:32 pm to
Well if I had to live in Las Cruces full time, I might resort to drugs
Posted by Overbrook
Member since May 2013
6144 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 12:42 am to
Is that the thing you do with whipped cream cans?
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24119 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 3:08 am to
Hahaha
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 6:06 am to
He resembles Bronn from Game of Thrones
Posted by MillerMan
West U, Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
6512 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 6:52 am to
Wawawawawawa
Posted by beaumont livingston
Hollywood Blvd &Western
Member since Dec 2009
628 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:53 pm to
like big al from the chappelle show said "you ol' pasty bastard".
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11426 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 3:39 pm to
Dang, that may be the oddest resignation ever.

A buddy used to hammer the whipped cream cans in high school. There were cases of it at the ice cream/dairy store we worked at. Not a good mix for him.

Problem is, of course, the can goes flat after being "serviced."
Posted by ASTL
In a cubicle
Member since Jan 2014
757 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 3:48 pm to
Is that link to the Huffington Post?
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:00 pm to
This is strange, sad, and I don't know if this dude looks more like Bill the Cat ot Bill the Butcher.



Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:24 pm to
The worst Intervention episode I've ever seen was a girl who was hooked on huffing computer cleaner. Extremely bad.
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