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You ever look under an aluminum boat?
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:00 pm
I was mowing around my pond today because my 14 year old was going to have a camp out with a couple of buddies. Decided to look under my aluminum boat. Some of the snakes are at the back of the boat in the shadow and didn't show up but there were six of them. I kept thinking of those kids getting at the front of the boat and pushing it into the water and they would have walked right through them.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:02 pm to highcotton2
Pew pew pew pew pew pew....frick that
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:03 pm to highcotton2
F that noise
I assume you set the boat on fire
I assume you set the boat on fire
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:03 pm to highcotton2
And that's why you always check under shite laying in your hard. Pirogue, stacked wood, jon boat, gate to trailer, pallets, bricks, whatever you have thrown back there
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:04 pm to highcotton2
Light the whole yard on fire
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:11 pm to TigerTatorTots
I gotta be honest. I would have screamed like a little girl.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:13 pm to bbvdd
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I gotta be honest. I would have screamed like a little girl.
I tell you what, it is hard to hold a boat up and dig a cell phone out of your pocket to take pictures with snakes around your ankles.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:04 pm to TigerTatorTots
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Light the whole yard on fire
With Napalm.
I bet not a rodent to be found on that property.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:09 pm to highcotton2
a little venom never hurt anyone
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:27 pm to highcotton2
i was expecting to see a wasp nest not a whole bunch of snakes
frick that
frick that
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:29 pm to highcotton2
Well, Wtf did you do? Are those things still breathing?
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:36 pm to highcotton2
Burn your whole property. Sell it. Move to Ireland.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:38 pm to highcotton2
I almost stepped on this fella that was coiled up under the boat when we flipped it over one morning to go fishing. We planned on going before daylight but luckily I overslept. I never would've seen him if I hadn't.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:48 pm to GeeOH
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Well, Wtf did you do? Are those things still breathing?
I actually went back to my house and got a shotgun. Picked the boat up again held the shotgun with one hand and almost pulled the trigger. I then thought about how I was fixin to shoot a scattergun into an aluminum boat held at a forty five degree angle. While I was trying to calculate if I was going to end up with more pellets in me than the snakes, they all crawled off into the water without a shot fired.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 11:59 pm to highcotton2
Ugh how anticlimactic. We had a similar situation at our camp. Now the only time they rattle is when the heater below them in the camp is on 3 burners.
Posted on 5/3/14 at 12:25 am to highcotton2
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all crawled off into the water without a shot fired.
Nah dude. Nah.
:facepalm:
Posted on 5/3/14 at 12:42 am to highcotton2
The ONLY correct answer!
Posted on 5/3/14 at 12:50 am to highcotton2
That's a snake-catcher's dream. My best was 3 watersnakes in 1 grab. Over 30 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday.
Posted on 5/3/14 at 1:20 am to highcotton2
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they all crawled off into the water without a shot fired.
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