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re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:55 pm to Kafka
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:55 pm to Kafka
We're back. We apologize for technical difficulties due to a long and fairly disgusting bathroom break you probably don't want to hear about in detail.
And on that note please welcome to our Datty Award stage a comedy legend and true renaissance man in the field of humor.... Mr. Pauly Shore
Thank you thank you. I would like to take this opportunity to let all my fans know I will appearing at the Funny Business comedy club in Slidell this coming Thursday for one night only -- two shows 8 pm and 10 pm.
And now the award:
The Drunken Bobby
To the Funniest Poster
And the nominees are:
Kafka
Goatmilker
Chad
And the winner is:
Me
Dont resent my success
And on that note please welcome to our Datty Award stage a comedy legend and true renaissance man in the field of humor.... Mr. Pauly Shore
Thank you thank you. I would like to take this opportunity to let all my fans know I will appearing at the Funny Business comedy club in Slidell this coming Thursday for one night only -- two shows 8 pm and 10 pm.
And now the award:
The Drunken Bobby
To the Funniest Poster
And the nominees are:
Kafka
Goatmilker
Chad
And the winner is:
Me
Dont resent my success
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:57 pm to Kafka
quote:
Dont resent ny success
why you got to rub in the Giants winning the Super Bowl on the Saints board, brah?
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:03 pm to Kafka
And now to present the award for smartest poster please welcome... Er... Uh who are you?
I am Jessica Simpson you stupid fig.
I just want to say I am truly humbled to be here among all you great Cowboy fans. I know we can win the Heisman Trophy next year.
And now the award:
The Payton
To the Smartest Poster (in football; we don't care about GPAs)
And the nominees are:
Blues
MidgetDS
LE
And the winner is:
I am Jessica Simpson you stupid fig.
I just want to say I am truly humbled to be here among all you great Cowboy fans. I know we can win the Heisman Trophy next year.
And now the award:
The Payton
To the Smartest Poster (in football; we don't care about GPAs)
And the nominees are:
Blues
MidgetDS
LE
And the winner is:
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:15 pm to Kafka
aha ha hah hah hah har *claps very forcefully*
ISWYDT
ETA: They're Red Hot btw
ISWYDT
ETA: They're Red Hot btw
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:17 pm to Kafka
Kafka...who presented the Colston? Don't tell me I just walked up to the podium with no one to great me.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:18 pm to Patrick O Rly
that was like a prelim award p'orly,
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:33 pm to Kafka
And now to present the so-called Trash Awards please welcome future NFL Hall of Famer Michael Vick!
Tanks mane. I hopes errybody know dey is respected even if dey losers.
The Wilkerson
To the Stupidest Poster
And the nominees are:
ChRxis
Alejandro
Xraytech
And the winner is:
ChRxis in a landslide!!!
----------------
The Alejandro
To the poster who is most clearly a shell of his former self
And the nominees are:
Alejandro
Chad
Hendersonhands
And the winner is:
Runner up was a tie between Chad and HendersonHands
----------------
The Shanle
To the poster who had a few good moments, but everyone still wants gone anyway
And the nominees are:
DoubleDown
Chad
Fox Mulder
Alejandro
DirtyDiddyAubbie
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Chad and DoubleDown
Remember there are no losers here at the Datties -- only failures
---------------
The GW
To the poster who tries to bring the heat but fails disastrously
And the nominees are:
Patrick
Chad
Redneck
WB504
snakebucket
saintsxliv
chRxis
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Chad and ChRXis
---------------
The Ingram
And the nominees are:
Chad
Chad
Chad
And the winner is:
Chad! By a razor-thin margin over Chad with Chad bringing up the rear as usual
----------------
The Fred Astaire
To the Most Embarrassing Bandwagoner
And the nominees are:
Death Rider
LSU Fans in general
Hulklogan
Redneck
superRemo
Huckie win
And the winner is:
SuperRemo
LSU fans runner up
---------------
The Joe Horn
To the Poster with the most inflated sense of self-importance
And the nominees are:
Chad
Lester
SFP
And the winner is:
Chad!
pulling out another of his cardiac kid wins over SFP by a couple of votes
Tanks mane. I hopes errybody know dey is respected even if dey losers.
The Wilkerson
To the Stupidest Poster
And the nominees are:
ChRxis
Alejandro
Xraytech
And the winner is:
ChRxis in a landslide!!!
----------------
The Alejandro
To the poster who is most clearly a shell of his former self
And the nominees are:
Alejandro
Chad
Hendersonhands
And the winner is:
Runner up was a tie between Chad and HendersonHands
----------------
The Shanle
To the poster who had a few good moments, but everyone still wants gone anyway
And the nominees are:
DoubleDown
Chad
Fox Mulder
Alejandro
DirtyDiddyAubbie
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Chad and DoubleDown
Remember there are no losers here at the Datties -- only failures
---------------
The GW
To the poster who tries to bring the heat but fails disastrously
And the nominees are:
Patrick
Chad
Redneck
WB504
snakebucket
saintsxliv
chRxis
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Chad and ChRXis
---------------
The Ingram
And the nominees are:
Chad
Chad
Chad
And the winner is:
Chad! By a razor-thin margin over Chad with Chad bringing up the rear as usual
----------------
The Fred Astaire
To the Most Embarrassing Bandwagoner
And the nominees are:
Death Rider
LSU Fans in general
Hulklogan
Redneck
superRemo
Huckie win
And the winner is:
SuperRemo
LSU fans runner up
---------------
The Joe Horn
To the Poster with the most inflated sense of self-importance
And the nominees are:
Chad
Lester
SFP
And the winner is:
Chad!
pulling out another of his cardiac kid wins over SFP by a couple of votes
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:43 pm to Kafka
i demand a recount! were there any hanging chads? (besides the one that will be hanging tonight)
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:44 pm to Kafka
quote:
with Chad bringing up the rear as usual
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:48 pm to Kafka
quote:
Chad! By a razor-thin margin over Chad with Chad bringing up the rear as usual
so simple, but soooooo funny
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:58 pm to Kafka
quote:
And the nominees are:
Chad
Lester
SFP
And the winner is:
Chad
Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:58 pm to Pendulum
Is Chad boycotting the ceremony, or is he tapping some gentleman's foot in the restroom?
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:05 pm to Kafka
And to the present the Thread Awards please welcome a woman who -- Oh for the love of humanity I dont want to read this -- a woman who can always be found wearing great threads... Miss Susan Sarandon!
Thank you. Violence against Undocumented Immigrant Women who have had abortions at gay marriage rallies has increased almost 1.6% in the last ten years. Please help us fight this injustice.
The XLIV
For the Best Thread of the Year
And the nominees are:
Sproles signs
End of lockout
Jesuit/Detroit Lions
GW Leaves
Postscript
Godfather/family thread
And the winner is:
End of lockout in a landslide
---------------
The Baghead
For the Worst Thread of the Year
And the nominees are:
Homefield Advantage
Go for two?
Trade Ingram
Meachem can't catch
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Go for 2 and Trade Ingram
Thank you. Violence against Undocumented Immigrant Women who have had abortions at gay marriage rallies has increased almost 1.6% in the last ten years. Please help us fight this injustice.
The XLIV
For the Best Thread of the Year
And the nominees are:
Sproles signs
End of lockout
Jesuit/Detroit Lions
GW Leaves
Postscript
Godfather/family thread
And the winner is:
End of lockout in a landslide
---------------
The Baghead
For the Worst Thread of the Year
And the nominees are:
Homefield Advantage
Go for two?
Trade Ingram
Meachem can't catch
And the winner is:
TIE! Between Go for 2 and Trade Ingram
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:17 pm to Kafka
And now to present the Buddy D Award please give it up for Emmy award winner.. William Shatner!
Thank you. I... Thankyouverymuch. I.. have a HUNCH... that.. thisawardwill... GO TO... somebodyverydeserving.
The Buddy D
For lifetime achievement and contributions to Whodat
Nation
And the nominees are:
Kafka
3 Hour Tour
NSWDnation
tigerinstaugustine
And the winner is:
Me again
Shatner was right
Thank you. I... Thankyouverymuch. I.. have a HUNCH... that.. thisawardwill... GO TO... somebodyverydeserving.
The Buddy D
For lifetime achievement and contributions to Whodat
Nation
And the nominees are:
Kafka
3 Hour Tour
NSWDnation
tigerinstaugustine
And the winner is:
Me again
Shatner was right
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:22 pm to Kafka
The Gleason
To the Poster who is always optimistic and refuses to give up
And the nominees are:
WhoDatFan
Mouth
Breesus
And the winner is:
WDF in a photofinish over the tied Mouth and Breesus
No jokes -- and keep Steve Gleason in your thoughts and prayers
To the Poster who is always optimistic and refuses to give up
And the nominees are:
WhoDatFan
Mouth
Breesus
And the winner is:
WDF in a photofinish over the tied Mouth and Breesus
No jokes -- and keep Steve Gleason in your thoughts and prayers
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:28 pm to Kafka
amazing. WDF barely posts any more too.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:32 pm to Kafka
quote:
If I am the Lenin of the Datty Revolution, he is the Stalin.
cheers comrade
Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:35 pm to Patrick O Rly
quote:
Kafka...who presented the Colston? Don't tell me I just walked up to the podium with no one to great me.
considering I stopped counting the Colston after about 4 votes that seems about fitting
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