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M/TV Board WOULD YOU RATHER... rd. 4 r 5 I Cant Remembr But It Dont Matr Ka Kow!
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:03 am
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:03 am
Had to use ghetto spelling to fit all that in the character limit. Don't hate!
Now on to the good stuff, y'all know how to play the game...
Would you rather:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
And something that makes it a viable Movie/TV board thread:
Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
GO!!!
Now on to the good stuff, y'all know how to play the game...
Would you rather:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
And something that makes it a viable Movie/TV board thread:
Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
GO!!!
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Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:04 am to iwyLSUiwy
it's the "ka kow" that really sells it
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:08 am to iwyLSUiwy
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no nose
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waiter
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Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
to both, canklesquote:
old man hair
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Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford
This post was edited on 5/25/11 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:10 am to iwyLSUiwy
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Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
Midget
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Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Waiter. Far less dangerous
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Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Bush. I could get used to that one, not the kankles though.
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Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
Unibrow
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Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
The former
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:20 am to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
Midget for sure
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Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Midget taxi driver fa sho
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Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Give me the bush
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Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
Unibrow
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Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
Who?
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:23 am to ipodking
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Who?
Goddanggit iPod!
I'll add Tyler Perry to the list just for you.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:29 am to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
No nose. Being 2 feet tall would never be fun. And have you ever seen a midget run? Besides being hillarious it looks incredibly difficult for them. No thanks.
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Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Am I allowed to suck at my career? Because as a waiter, you still have to put up with people. But if I want to be a full on slapdick, smelly cab driver I can just not ever pick anyone up. Besides, who would want to order food from a guy with no nose? Not me.
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Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Give me the bush. Especially since I don't have a nose, I get around the whole bad smelling bush thing. That's a plus. I'm clearly making all the right choices here. A midget would be face to face with his wife's cankles at all times. That ain't cool.
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Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
Unibrows and excessive back hair automatically make you a member of a different species. I will rock the comb-over. Besides, I already have no nose in my taxi so appearances aren't my top priority. Plus when I dive into my wife's tropical garden of a bush she can get a sweet view of my Big Ern McCracken comb-over.
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Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
Hitchcock.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:34 am to vilma4prez
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it's the "ka kow" that really sells it
It does. I think I am going to end all of my statements around the office today with a hearty KA KOW.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 11:41 am to etm512
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. And have you ever seen a midget run? Besides being hillarious it looks incredibly difficult for them.
It's almost as if it's more of a side to side motion rather than actually moving forward.
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But if I want to be a full on slapdick, smelly cab driver I can just not ever pick anyone up.
So you want to be homeless. I can respect that.
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Give me the bush. Especially since I don't have a nose, I get around the whole bad smelling bush thing. That's a plus. I'm clearly making all the right choices here
The I'm clearly making all the right choices here got me.
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Unibrows and excessive back hair automatically make you a member of a different species.
Exactly. And I think that's a dive I might be willing to take. For some odd reason guys with uni's still pull some. Like the hot chick with one leg, have you seen her?
I mean she has a lot of things going for her, but having one leg is a pretty friggin big negative. I like to run, play wii tennis, have sandwiches made for me... In thinking all these activities need ATLEAST two legs. So she not exactly marriage material. She's probably gonna settle with a guy with a unibrowl.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 12:00 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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It's almost as if it's more of a side to side motion rather than actually moving forward.
This is why we need a midget olympics. The 100 meter dash and the high jump would outdraw the Superbowl in ratings.
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So you want to be homeless. I can respect that.
Well I can sleep in the cab. And on cold nights I will take shelter in my wife's ginormical bush.
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mean she has a lot of things going for her, but having one leg is a pretty friggin big negative. I like to run, play wii tennis, have sandwiches made for me... In thinking all these activities need ATLEAST two legs. So she not exactly marriage material. She's probably gonna settle with a guy with a unibrowl.
I would slam. And let's be honest, on a drunk night it might take me until the next morning to notice the missing leg.
But if she ever tried to back talk you or speak before spoken to, you could just steal her crutches and not give them back until she has learned her lesson.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 12:54 pm to etm512
The board ain't bringing it today.
I feel like this is the mavericks lakers series.
Etm is dirk.
The rest of the board fill out the lakers. Freaux is Gasol, Baloo is Bynum, Cough is J Smooth, Superior is Derek Fischer, and everybody else is Luke Walton. MISSING from the series.
I feel like this is the mavericks lakers series.
Etm is dirk.
The rest of the board fill out the lakers. Freaux is Gasol, Baloo is Bynum, Cough is J Smooth, Superior is Derek Fischer, and everybody else is Luke Walton. MISSING from the series.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 12:57 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:07 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
And something that makes it a viable Movie/TV board thread:
Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
I'll take the no nose, taxi driver, bush, old man hair and kurasawa/hitchcock/ford.
Just think about it, with the no nose and old man hair I am entering territory populated by the likes of Voldemort, Powder, Saul Tigh, Mr. Freeze, George Bluth, Mr. Burns, Mr. Manhattan etc. All men of great power, I assume part of this is the balding and nose. Therefore, since you don't disallow it, I'm assuming this makes me a man of great power, telepathy, business accumen and riches, or fricking magic. I'm good with any or all of those options.
I can't stand cankles, so I take the bush, I've got magic, I'll just wisp it aside it I need to.
Clearly a Taxi Driver seems like an odd choice, but it also doesn't say what kind of taxi, therefore obviously my magic has a part of this and either I am flying at high speeds on my witch Broom, or I am simply teleporting people with magic.
And there's no magic needed here and as good as the Coens are, you overrated them. I'll take the classic, that's plenty enough movies to live off of.
This post was edited on 5/25/11 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:09 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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Freaux is Gasol
Funny you mention him, some people say my game is like his...and I slightly look like him.
But I'm not a douchebag whiner.
This post was edited on 5/25/11 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:14 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:iwy, I have to disagree with you. They make prosthetic legs specifically designed for running, and as far as I can tell, she still has two arms and two hands which will not effect her sandwich making ability. That being said, I would wreck that brawd.
I like to run, play wii tennis, have sandwiches made for me...
Oh and thanks for comparing me to Luke Walton...
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:16 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Midgets are awesome. That is a scientific fact. I would totally be a midget. You've heard of midget porn but not no nose porn. I rest my case.
Waiter. You'll get the check when I'm good and ready.
Bush. As a midget, I could spend decades exploring it like the Amazon.
Unibrow. Because as a midget, I'm already Muppet-like. Bring on the unibrow, and I'm one step closer to actually being a Muppet. And everyone loves Muppets.
Kurosawa, Hitchcock, AND Ford? I love the Coens, but please. No ocntest.
Waiter. You'll get the check when I'm good and ready.
Bush. As a midget, I could spend decades exploring it like the Amazon.
Unibrow. Because as a midget, I'm already Muppet-like. Bring on the unibrow, and I'm one step closer to actually being a Muppet. And everyone loves Muppets.
Kurosawa, Hitchcock, AND Ford? I love the Coens, but please. No ocntest.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:47 pm to Freauxzen
Alright time to make up my mind here.
I think I'm going no nose.
I mean I'm no nosed but I otherwise have a full functioning body. And no nosers from my experience are always considered retarded. But wait, think of the benefits of being a full functioning special minus the nose: 1. Your in the special Olympics. You will dominate because everybody else is really special and your just kind of. Midget Olympics your going against other midgets on an equal level as you and the competion is a little fierce. Plus I'm freaked out by midgets and even if I'm a midget I'd still be freaked out by them. Benefit # 2: Tards always have big songs. Fact.
Career is definitely a waiter. At a male strip club. Stripper/waiter. I just go to tables with a man thong and doing a pelvic thrust type dance y'all know the one I'm talkin about. Big tard dong outline showing in my thong. That distracts the attention from the lack of a nose. Therefore it's almost as if I have a nose.
Unibrowski for sure. For the simple fact that I get to type unibrowski. Almost as fun as saying forrealzies. Plus in just going with the ugliest combination possible at this point.
Director: I think most are misinterpreting. You can only pick one to watch the rest of your life. Not leave out one.
But give me Hitchcock.
I think I'm going no nose.
I mean I'm no nosed but I otherwise have a full functioning body. And no nosers from my experience are always considered retarded. But wait, think of the benefits of being a full functioning special minus the nose: 1. Your in the special Olympics. You will dominate because everybody else is really special and your just kind of. Midget Olympics your going against other midgets on an equal level as you and the competion is a little fierce. Plus I'm freaked out by midgets and even if I'm a midget I'd still be freaked out by them. Benefit # 2: Tards always have big songs. Fact.
Career is definitely a waiter. At a male strip club. Stripper/waiter. I just go to tables with a man thong and doing a pelvic thrust type dance y'all know the one I'm talkin about. Big tard dong outline showing in my thong. That distracts the attention from the lack of a nose. Therefore it's almost as if I have a nose.
Unibrowski for sure. For the simple fact that I get to type unibrowski. Almost as fun as saying forrealzies. Plus in just going with the ugliest combination possible at this point.
Director: I think most are misinterpreting. You can only pick one to watch the rest of your life. Not leave out one.
But give me Hitchcock.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 1:49 pm to Baloo
quote:
Midgets are awesome. That is a scientific fact. I would totally be a midget.
Midgets are scary as hell. That's a scientific fact. There's only two things in life that scary me. Nuclear warheads.
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You've heard of midget porn but not no nose porn. I rest my case
Well that's about to change real soon Bynum.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 2:00 pm to iwyLSUiwy
The midget Bynum is unimpressed. And is living under your bed, ready to jump out and scare you.
Posted on 5/25/11 at 2:09 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Outside of the last one, these choices are way to hard.
Why exactly can't I be a homicidal, noseless, unibrowled midget with old man hair whose chosen career is a serial killer with dreams of staring in a real life scene for scene remake of the classic The Leprechaun that moonlights as a waiter and taxi driver on alternative nights with a big, kankele wife, who happens to have a giant bush I use as a beard both literally and figuratively?
Obviously I am going to take the Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford over the Coen Brothers. I love the Coen's and they may beat out any individual one of them but not as a group.
Why exactly can't I be a homicidal, noseless, unibrowled midget with old man hair whose chosen career is a serial killer with dreams of staring in a real life scene for scene remake of the classic The Leprechaun that moonlights as a waiter and taxi driver on alternative nights with a big, kankele wife, who happens to have a giant bush I use as a beard both literally and figuratively?
Obviously I am going to take the Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford over the Coen Brothers. I love the Coen's and they may beat out any individual one of them but not as a group.
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