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re: You might be a WVU fan if.......
Posted on 9/22/10 at 2:58 pm to StraightCashHomey21
Posted on 9/22/10 at 2:58 pm to StraightCashHomey21
straight from wv.gov
West Virginia State Residency Application
Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
CB Handle: _____________________
Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
___ Number of refrigerators on front porch
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here
BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco
Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'
# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg
Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear
West Virginia State Residency Application
Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
CB Handle: _____________________
Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
___ Number of refrigerators on front porch
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here
BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco
Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'
# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg
Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear
Posted on 9/22/10 at 2:58 pm to nvcowboyfan
I like how the first entry to start this thread is this:
This makes no sense. Shouldn't that be reversed. If you are going to start a thread about how backwards people are it would help if your joke wasn't backwards.
Oh, and La's electricity is mostly from natural gas, and nuclear (River Bend).
quote:
our outdoor furniture used to be someone else's indoor furniture.
This makes no sense. Shouldn't that be reversed. If you are going to start a thread about how backwards people are it would help if your joke wasn't backwards.
Oh, and La's electricity is mostly from natural gas, and nuclear (River Bend).
Posted on 9/22/10 at 2:59 pm to StraightCashHomey21
quote:
You might be a WVU fan if.......
You don't take some obscure pride in continuing to live in the crappiest climate available in the continental United States.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:01 pm to Steauxn
quote:
Im pretty sure our electricity in Texas doesn't come from coal
Half of the country's electricity comes from coal
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:02 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
quote:
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:03 pm to chief420
quote:
Im pretty sure our electricity in Texas doesn't come from coal
Half of the country's electricity comes from coal
agreeed....but Texas is a whole 'nother country
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:03 pm to dchotard
quote:
Your family tree is a wreath.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:03 pm to molsusports
Road Sign entering WV.
Welcome to West Virginia!
Set your watch back 20 years.
Welcome to West Virginia!
Set your watch back 20 years.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:03 pm to chief420
quote:
Half of the country's electricity comes from coal
making jokes about coal mining is a sure fire way to end up in a fist fight with a wvu fan
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:04 pm to StraightCashHomey21
Oil >>>> coal
Oil field workers make about 80,000 a year
Coal miners make about 40,000
Lulz
Oil field workers make about 80,000 a year
Coal miners make about 40,000
Lulz
This post was edited on 9/22/10 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:05 pm to oompaw
quote:
Welcome to West Virginia!
Set your watch back 20 years.
don't go to far i have family from Ville Platte so i know exactly what goes on down there
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:06 pm to mylsuhat
quote:
Oil field workers make about 80,000 a year
Gasoline cost $3 a gallon
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:07 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:08 pm to chief420
You use it and pay for it everyday
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:09 pm to chief420
quote:
Im pretty sure our electricity in Texas doesn't come from coal
Half of the country's electricity comes from coal
Which would also mean that half of the country's electricity comes from some source other than coal. I know you're A WVU fan, but try to keep up.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:09 pm to mylsuhat
quote:
You use it and pay for it everyday
well of course they make more since there is more of a demand for it, but making fun of coal miners is fricking pathetic
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:11 pm to StraightCashHomey21
I'm not making fun of miners. Its dangerous and important. Just part of a friendly argument
Cholas holmes
Cholas holmes
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:11 pm to StraightCashHomey21
True, no need to make fun of coal miners if refering to the tragedies they've endured. It's the same as making fun of the oil spill or Katrina.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 3:12 pm to mylsuhat
quote:
I'm not making fun of miners. Its dangerous and important. Just part of a friendly argument
i know you weren't but someone else did
This post was edited on 9/22/10 at 3:13 pm
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