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A fartless bean..
Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:36 am
Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:36 am
Is there such a thing? I made a killer pot of red beans and rice but the repercussions are a mofo. I think my secretary may be dead, or even worse. I know they produced a burpless cucumber. Has anyone heard any news on the fartless bean front?
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Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:47 am to LSUballs
when you soak your beans, do you use the water in your cooking or pour it out?
Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:51 am to Geaux2Hell
I did the quick soak thing where you bring em to a rapid boil, remove from heat, and let them soak for 2 hours. Then I poured the majority of that water out and started adding the other stuff. I did leave some of the soak water, but not much.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:52 am to LSUballs
i was gonna say coffee bean but, come to think of it, there is not anything on earth that keeps me more regular.
oh well.....
oh well.....
Posted on 12/4/09 at 1:29 pm to Stadium Rat
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The Mexican spice epazote is supposed to suppress gas.
Never heard of it. But I might have to try epazote beans and rice next time. I'm still gasious like a sumbitch. But cool thing is my gas creates enough kenetic energy that I can sit in my chair and propel myself around my office .
Posted on 12/4/09 at 1:46 pm to LSUballs
why would you want to ruin one of nature's finest byproducts? Nothing better than eating a big pot of beans or chili while at the deer camp or loading up to get the wife back for all of the naggin. just sayin..
Posted on 12/4/09 at 1:58 pm to LloydChristmas
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why would you want to ruin one of nature's finest byproducts? Nothing better than eating a big pot of beans or chili while at the deer camp or loading up to get the wife back for all of the naggin. just sayin..
No doubt. But it's hard to act professional at work whilst your bung is blasting out a superb rendition of Taps.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 2:01 pm to LSUballs
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But I might have to try epazote beans and rice next time.
Want me some them zotay beans, mmm hmm.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 2:35 pm to LSUballs
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No doubt. But it's hard to act professional at work whilst your bung is blasting out a superb rendition of Taps.
Your secretary said it sounds more like the LSU fightsong.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 5:22 pm to LSUballs
I cooked some beans and rice on Tuesday and I have been rip-roaring all week.
I usually soak, dump out the water, and repeat at least twice...only did it once this time.
I usually soak, dump out the water, and repeat at least twice...only did it once this time.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 8:50 pm to Chicken
I hate to tell y'all, but you can pre-soak, rinse, pre-rinse, change the water 6 times, stand on your head and none of it will make a bit of difference.
There is an enzyme available in a product called Bean-O available at all grocery & drug stores, it works.
There is an enzyme available in a product called Bean-O available at all grocery & drug stores, it works.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 8:59 pm to andouille
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There is an enzyme available in a product called Bean-O available at all grocery & drug stores, it works.
Yea, but won't I immediatly turn into a 78 year old man with balls that sag to mid-thigh if I take Bean-o?
Posted on 12/4/09 at 9:27 pm to LSUballs
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Yea, but won't I immediatly turn into a 78 year old man with balls that sag to mid-thigh if I take Bean-o?
Maybe, I like to fart, I never take that stuff.
Posted on 12/5/09 at 8:16 am to andouille
Actually you can de fart a pot of red beans. after you soak them, fill up the pot of water to about one inch above the beans. Put in a tablespoon or two of baking soda. Bring it to a boil for ten seconds then strain the beans. Do this one more time and you should be good to go.
Disclaimer: I am not the common sence guy from the rant.
Disclaimer: I am not the common sence guy from the rant.
Posted on 12/5/09 at 8:55 am to LSUballs
The gas caused by beans is from bacteria in your colon breaking down the complex carbohydrates in the beans. No matter how you soak them or treat them you're not gonna eliminate the fundamental carbohydrate structures in the beans. Enjoy the gas it makes me laugh!!! In fact, my farts laugh at me!!
Posted on 12/5/09 at 9:17 am to pooponsaban
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Posted on 12/5/09 at 10:03 am to common sense
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The gas caused by beans is from bacteria in your colon breaking down the complex carbohydrates in the beans. No matter how you soak them or treat them you're not gonna eliminate the fundamental carbohydrate structures in the beans. Enjoy the gas it makes me laugh!!! In fact, my farts laugh at me!!
Exactly, I get a chuckles out of all the soaking, rinsing, baking soda remedies, the biochemistry tells you that it has no effect. The placebo effect is powerful.
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