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President Trump to Rubio and JD Vance: “You guys have shitty shoes.”

Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:36 am
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
179306 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:36 am
quote:

“Today I'm in the Oval Office with the President and Marco Rubio, and we're talking about something really important. The President kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘no, no, no, hold on a second. There's something much more important. Shoes.’”

“He peers over the resolute desk and he says, Marco, JD, you guys have shitty shoes.”

“He goes out and grabs a catalog. There happens to be another politician in the room I won't say who, and you'll find out why in a second. And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog. The President is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.”

“He says, Marco, what's your shoe size? And Marco's apparently an eleven and a half. He says, JD, what's your shoe size? My shoe size is 13. I asked this politician, who I won't embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, seven. The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”




Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20624 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:37 am to
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Marco's apparently an eleven and a half
I don't believe this for a second.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:37 am to
Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179306 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:38 am to
quote:


Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?


Probably Lindsey Graham
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141379 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:39 am to
Everyone knows it was Miss Lindsey.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13701 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Probably Lindsey Graham


Thanks for the intrusive thought of Miss Lindsey in a pair of dainty high heels.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27350 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:42 am to
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?


Asking regarding Republican politicians?

Mike Johnson
Matt Gaetz
Lindsey Graham
John Cornyn
Ted Cruz
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13701 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Mike Johnson


He looks like he might have petite feet.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37037 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:45 am to
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?


Probably Lindsey Graham
I would go with Stephen Miller.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100554 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:49 am to
Lindsey Graham is listed as 5' 7".

quote:

For a man who is about 5-7 tall, the average US shoe size is typically between 7 and 9.5




Posted by retired_tiger
Member since Oct 2025
338 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:57 am to
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The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”

Other than the size of his feet, not a thing.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
73933 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:58 am to
Would explain his confidence lol
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40555 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:00 am to
quote:

by retired_tiger


I bet you’re size 8 or under
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30910 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?


A man whose boyfriend wears a size 18. Lindsey whistles when he farts.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17843 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:00 am to
You are stupid.
Posted by retired_tiger
Member since Oct 2025
338 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:02 am to
I'm size 14.

Which means nothing other than I have big feet.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
11240 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?

quote:

Probably Lindsey Graham

Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100554 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Mike Johnson
Matt Gaetz
Lindsey Graham
John Cornyn
Ted Cruz


Miller is 5-10
Mike Johnson is 6-1
Gaetz is tall
Cornyn is 6-1
Cruz is 5-10
This post was edited on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295457 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I'm size 14.


the guy youre talking to is age 14.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40555 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to
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by retired_tiger


Do your feet swell when Trump raises your BP?
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