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Your Honest Thoughts On Strip Clubs
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:04 pm
Honestly, kind of bored today just watching football. I haven't had the urge to in awhile, but being a holiday weekend and living just outside of Orlando, kind of having the urge to drive over to Tampa tonight and go to a strip club.
And before anyone asks, I'm not married and don't have a girlfriend, so no cheating involved.
There is that impulse for me to go tonight. With that said, it's always unfortunate how quickly you spend money in a place like that. While I love it in the moment, afterwards I think sometimes you feel ripped off. I wouldn't bring much, probably $150-$200 and then be done. Probably do lap dances with 2 different girls. No more than probably 2 hours in the strip club itself.
If I go, it will be to one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls. Not just one of the topless ones, to me those are absolutely a waste of money.
But what are your thoughts on strip clubs? Do any of you all still go? Do you go regularly, a few times a year, every few years? Not worth the price?
And before anyone asks, I'm not married and don't have a girlfriend, so no cheating involved.
There is that impulse for me to go tonight. With that said, it's always unfortunate how quickly you spend money in a place like that. While I love it in the moment, afterwards I think sometimes you feel ripped off. I wouldn't bring much, probably $150-$200 and then be done. Probably do lap dances with 2 different girls. No more than probably 2 hours in the strip club itself.
If I go, it will be to one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls. Not just one of the topless ones, to me those are absolutely a waste of money.
But what are your thoughts on strip clubs? Do any of you all still go? Do you go regularly, a few times a year, every few years? Not worth the price?
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 12:07 pm
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:04 pm to TigerSharkMan
never been seems dumb
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:06 pm to TigerSharkMan
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one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls.
Just hire an escort.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:07 pm to TigerSharkMan
It was fun back when I was in my teens and retarded. Haven’t been in over a decade but I always felt like I needed to bathe in bleach when leaving. It’s pretty pitiful to see grown men in there salivating & falling in love with the whores 
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:07 pm to TigerSharkMan
Fun when ur in your in early 20s going out with the boys to drink.
Going by yourself, spending lots of money, or going regularly, major loser red flags.
Going by yourself, spending lots of money, or going regularly, major loser red flags.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:08 pm to TigerSharkMan
Trashy
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:08 pm to TigerSharkMan
I might go once every five years, almost always at someone else's request (divorce party, etc.) It doesn't do anything for me really.
Of my favorite memories was around 2002. Buddy got divorced, I flew to Austin to celebrate. Went to a strip club near the airport. Got to talking to one of the waitresses. She said she used to be a tech recruiter, but working in a strip club was more honest work.
Of my favorite memories was around 2002. Buddy got divorced, I flew to Austin to celebrate. Went to a strip club near the airport. Got to talking to one of the waitresses. She said she used to be a tech recruiter, but working in a strip club was more honest work.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:09 pm to TigerSharkMan
Haven't been in one in 20 years. Easy way to waste a load of cash.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:09 pm to TigerSharkMan
quote:play your cards right and that’s a bbbj in the boom boom room with the right girl instead of sharing your time with two
I wouldn't bring much, probably $150-$200 and then be done. Probably do lap dances with 2 different girls. No more than probably 2 hours in the strip club itself.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:10 pm to TigerSharkMan
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will be to one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls
So like a prostitute?
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:10 pm to Ghost of Colby
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Just hire an escort.
A good looking escort in Orlando is much more expensive. You're probably looking at $300/hour minimum for a good looking woman. In Orlando they like going after the higher end tourists instead of the locals.
Plus, to be brutally honest, I'm kind of working through some ED right now. Just turned 41, trying to see what will help me get it up again.
I'll admit, holidays can kind of make me feel lonely and part of me just wants that companionship.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:10 pm to TigerSharkMan
Never has been my thing. Most of them bitches are straight up nasty.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:11 pm to SuperSaint
Unless you can bring one home they are pointless and a complete waste of money. I do think its hot when I have a date or gf who wants to go though.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:11 pm to SuperSaint
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play your cards right and that’s a bbbj in the boom boom room with the right girl instead of sharing your time with two
The strip club I would probably go to, I've been several times before and had 2 girls give me bj's. With that said, no clue if any of them still work there and of course it's always hit and miss with a girl you haven't experienced before. Some are up for almost anything and others are prudes.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:12 pm to TigerSharkMan
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And before anyone asks, I'm not married and don't have a girlfriend, so no cheating involved.
If I go, it will be to one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls.
Geez dude, go get laid.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:12 pm to TigerSharkMan
Been maybe 2-3 times in my life for Bach party’s when younger. No desire to continuously pay skanks to talk to me. Zero desire to ever go again.
Last time I went was probably 10 years ago and they were like homeless people constantly begging. I spent like $40 in 30 minutes just to get them to leave me alone then bounced.
Last time I went was probably 10 years ago and they were like homeless people constantly begging. I spent like $40 in 30 minutes just to get them to leave me alone then bounced.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:12 pm to TigerSharkMan
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Probably do lap dances with 2 different girls. No more than probably 2 hours in the strip club itself. If I go, it will be to one of the strip clubs where it's full nudity and you are allowed to touch and be physical with the girls.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:13 pm to TigerSharkMan
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I'm kind of working through some ED right now
quote:have you tried men yet?
trying to see what will help me get it up again.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:14 pm to TigerSharkMan
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Plus, to be brutally honest, I'm kind of working through some ED right now. Just turned 41, trying to see what will help me get it up again.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 12:14 pm to forkedintheroad
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Geez dude, go get laid.
As I said earlier, that would involve more money than I want to spend. $300/hour minimum here in Orlando and who knows if they'll try to charge more with it being a busy holiday weekend.
It's been too long since I've gotten laid, but not necessary ready to spend hundreds of dollars.
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