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Trump says he was being sarcastic when he said he wasn’t going to heaven
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:04 pm
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TRUMP: NEW YORK TIMES TOOK MY HEAVEN JOKE LITERALLY
“So the other day, the New York Times did a story and took that statement totally literally.
When I made that statement, I was being funny, sarcastic.
You know, it’s bad for a politician to be sarcastic.
I said, I’m never going to make it to heaven. I was kidding.
I was having fun.
What I learned, but I guess forgot, is you can’t be sarcastic or have fun as a politician.”
Pretty sure he even chuckled after he said it.
It would be a shame if posters on here took him seriously and made a several page thread about an obvious not serious remark.
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Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:23 pm to hawgfaninc
Also from that tweet -
So predictably, he has t thought this out at all, just spouting nonsense. And what about the TSA agents who stayed on? No soup for you?
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Laura Ingraham: “ Where's that money coming from?” Trump: "I don't know. I'll get it from someplace. I always get the money from someplace regardless." Source: @IngrahamAngle
So predictably, he has t thought this out at all, just spouting nonsense. And what about the TSA agents who stayed on? No soup for you?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:26 pm to wookalar1013
quote:Your TDS is showing. This type of thinking is petty and tiresome.
So predictably, he has t thought this out at all, just spouting nonsense.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:27 pm to hawgfaninc
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Trump says he was being sarcastic when he said he wasn’t going to heaven
Of course not. Even if he “falls asleep” before the coming of the Lord with his voice of an archangel and divine trumpet, he’ll pop up out of the ground and be given a new spiritual perfect body with perfect hairdo, he’ll be judged by Jesus who will have his giant sickle in his hand dispensing justice by slaughtering unbelievers like me, and then he’ll get to live on a newly remade earth for 1000 years.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:41 pm to hawgfaninc
If he doesn’t abolish the Banking Cartel, he will get his wish
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:42 pm to hawgfaninc
He said not long before that sarcastic remark that he wanted to save lives so that he could do enough to get to Heaven. I hope that was sarcastic, too, since he doesn't seem to understand what the gospel of Jesus Christ is.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:51 pm to RoyalWe
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Your TDS is showing. This type of thinking is petty and tiresome.
When asked how he’d pay for it he says I don’t know, I’ll figure it out. Sounds like a great, well thought out plan.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 1:00 am to wookalar1013
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he says I don’t know, I’ll figure it out.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 2:49 am to hawgfaninc
Hes a Hebrew. None of them is going to heaven
Posted on 11/11/25 at 6:33 am to hawgfaninc
Many truths are said in jokes.
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