frick David Portnoy, he should never ever be welcomed in Louisiana r any SEC state

In case you forgot, this whole dumpster fire of a season is partly because of that total mfer pos, David Portnoy, who openly mocked LSU fans after he and his temple butt buddy, Billionaire Larry Ellison stole our prized recruit with the help of pos, Stallion. Anywhere the mfer goes in Louisiana he should be as welcome as the black plaque. Any place that lets him in should be immediately boycotted.

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Dave Portnoy was a key recruiter for Michigan's flip of five-star quarterback Bryce Underwood by facilitating a connection between the recruit and billionaire booster Larry Ellison and his wife, Jolin Ellison. The three-way Zoom call was central to the recruitment, where Jolin Ellison emphasized her commitment to the university and helped secure the commitment with a significant NIL package. Portnoy has publicly downplayed his role, but acknowledged he pitched the university and was grateful for his connection to the successful recruitment.
Facilitated the connection: Portnoy helped arrange a Zoom call between Underwood's family, himself, and Jolin and Larry Ellison.
Provided a crucial endorsement: Portnoy, a Michigan alum, lent his platform to the recruitment, which was instrumental in uniting the "mega powers" of the university's alumni base and the team.
Engaged in a pivotal pitch: Portnoy stated that he pitched Underwood on the "Barstool and marketing" aspects of the deal, as well as highlighting the significance of the Ellison's involvement.
Helped bridge the gap: By facilitating the call, Portnoy helped the Ellisons convey their passion for Michigan and their willingness to invest in the program to secure the commitment.

And then in case you forgot, the POS trolled LSU fans. Letting him have free rein in our state is like sucking the dick of the guy that stole your girlfriend. It’s such a beta bitch move you are no longer a man/fan.

David Portnoy has mocked LSU fans by calling the team "trash," predicting a big loss to Vanderbilt, and gloating after a top recruit chose Michigan over LSU. His criticism often targets the team's performance, such as during a period when LSU was considered "underwhelming" despite a high ranking.
Predicting a blowout: Before a game against Vanderbilt in October 2025, Portnoy predicted LSU would be "demolished" and "embarrassed" by the underdog Vanderbilt Commodores.
Calling the team "trash": He has used this term to describe LSU, particularly when predicting the outcome of games, such as a matchup against Ole Miss.
Gloating over recruiting loss: Portnoy took pleasure in LSU losing the commitment of top recruit Bryce Underwood to Michigan in November 2024, posting a message that he believed the school's statement about "being themselves" was "pablum".
Criticism of Angel Reese: Portnoy has also criticized LSU star Angel Reese, mocking her in a video and claiming that Caitlin Clark's fans have "every reason to hate" her.

frick him, may his plane crash and burn to the ground, and they mark the spot so I can annually piss on it and curse his name forever. It’s open season on this mfer and the there is no bag limit or illegal hunting hours.