Pels vs Grizzlies Game 1 Thread

SONS,

WE'RE BACK IN THIS BITCH, AND BEFORE WE CAN EVEN SEE ZION PISTOL WHIP JA'S BITCH arse ON THE COURT, WE ALREADY HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE LAKER frickS (ALWAYS ON SITE BITCHES, frick YALL).


LAST YEAR WAS arse CHEEKS, MARRED BY THE WORST INJURY LUCK THE FRANCHISE HAS EVER SEEN, BUT THIS YEAR, WE HAVE NEW PLAYERS, EXCITING ROOKIES, AND ONLY ONE XL ZION ON THE COURT.

"OH WHATIKNOWSOFAR, THE ORG IS A JOKE, ZIONS JUST GONNA GET HURT, DUMARS MADE A BAD TRADE, I JUST WANT TO ONLY BITCH ON THIS BOARD AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING ELSE OF SUBSTANCE"

GO frick ALL THE WAY OFF WITH A PINECONE. UNTIL THE PELS SUCK AND ZION IS ON THE SIDELINES, HE AINT AND WE AINT. HEAVEN frickING FORBID ANYONE BE CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT SLIMFAST Z, TREY MURPHY, JORDAN POOLE, HERBfrickINGJONES, JOSE, YEAR 2 YVES, SADDIQ "NEW NAJI" BEY, AND HEARING THE BEST frickING BROADCAST TEAM IN THE NBA.

I'M HERE TO frickING EAT DUBS AND CRUSH PUSSY, AND I JUST GOT SHUT DOWN BY MY WIFE THIS MORNING, SO I MAY AS WELL EAT MOTHER frickERS.

WE PLAY THE GRIZZLIES, AND THEY'RE PLAYING AN UNATHLETIC WHITE DUDE AT THE 5 SO JJJ CAN SHOOT MORE 3s LMFAO, AND JA CALL OF DUTY MORANT IS COMING OFF AN ANKLE INJURY AND GETS A FRESH DOSE OF HERB TO DEAL WITH, HOPEFULLY HE SHOOTS HIMSELF OUT OF THE GAME.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE DID YA?

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THE CITY SHITTIER THAN NEW ORLEANS L

WE FLAP=THEY LOSE

BLOOD ON OUR WINGS

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