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Memo to Joe Sloan

Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted by Jack Crevalle
USVI
Member since Aug 2018
8377 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 6:59 pm
Out of 134 FBS teams, your offense ranks:

Rushing Offense- #119
Passing Yds per Completion- #107
Total Offense- #88
Scoring Offense- #79
Red Zone Offense- #77



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Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
32634 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:02 pm to
I feel like you could give a baboon a headset and play sheet and accidentally have a better run game than us with Durham and Berry
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

Passing Yds per Completion- #107
Total Offense- #88
Scoring Offense- #79
Red Zone Offense- #77


All these are DIRECTLY related to Nuss. Can't blame Sloan for Nuss throwing into triple coverage.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
1882 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:06 pm to
Memo to you

Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
1882 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

I feel like you could give a baboon a headset and play sheet and accidentally have a better run game than us with Durham and Berry


There are a couple of baboons along with you in this thread. The choices here are many.
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
16406 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

All these are DIRECTLY related to Nuss. Can't blame Sloan for Nuss throwing into triple coverage.

Nope. Nuss still makes some bad decisions. I can blame Sloan for all of those things and a bunch of other shite though…
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
32634 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:11 pm to
Oh man, you really got me there!


It’ll be okay, Mrs. Slown. Your husband’s buyout will pay him handsomely.
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:13 pm to
2024 SEC Stats for Nuss before Vandy and OK. 57% completion 9 TDs, 8 Ints, 3 dropped Ints by Arkansas.

2025 SEC Stats. 58% completion 2 TDs, 2 Ints.

Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
16406 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:20 pm to
What’s your point? That he got better at the end of the season?
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:22 pm to
He didnt get better. In fact we struggled against Vandy.

Oklahoma had given up at the end of the year, and you know it.
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
16406 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:23 pm to
So why did you leave out those games? You think he had a bad game against Vandy? You think Oklahoma had given up at that point? They beat Alabama by 3 TD the week before lol

We get it, you hate Nuss and love Joe Sloan for some reason.
This post was edited on 9/30/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
9045 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Total Offense- #88 Scoring Offense- #79


Man thank goodness for SLU
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
9174 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:38 pm to
You forgot his one accomplishment:

Almost signed Bryce Underwood
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17220 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:39 pm to
I can't believe there are 15 teams worse than us at running the football.
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:51 pm to
So let's add those games in right? Congrats. He has a 61% Completion with 13 TDs and 8 Ints in SEC Play in 2024.

Let's take those full SEC numbers and them to 2025 since we want to add numbers, right?

59% completion Percentage. 15 TDs, 10 Ints.

Do you think that's great? Honest question.

I hate Nuss? I BEGGED this forum not to put those Heisman expectations on him. I KNEW the line wouldnt be the same as last year.

Nuss is MISSING WIDE OPEN WRS. Hes throwing into triple coverage. Hes still throwing off his back foot. Hes still making the same mistakes form 3 years ago.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
23057 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:55 pm to
WHat is your problem.....seriously!
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
16406 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 7:59 pm to
I don’t understand what you think I’m saying. Nuss was an above average QB last year and this year he is worse. He’s been bad. So has Joe Sloan. This thread is about Joe Sloan.
This post was edited on 9/30/25 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
87305 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Kikicaca


hi mrs sloan! how are you!
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
87305 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:12 pm to
sloan blows
nuss blows
o line blows
kelly blows

END THREAD
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 9/30/25 at 8:23 pm to
He was not an above average QB last year. 59% completion brother. He is the same QB as last year.
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