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State of NY files assault & criminal possession of a weapon charges against dildo thrower
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:22 am
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:22 am
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Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:24 am to Hback
This should end up being a easy win
for the dildo thrower
Are all the lesbians now in possession of weapons in New York?
for the dildo thrower
Are all the lesbians now in possession of weapons in New York?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:24 am to Hback
Well, of course. Who didn’t see this coming?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:31 am to Hback
I miss when things could be funny and everyone was not so damn serious about everything.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:31 am to Hback
You knew once they caught someone to pin it on, they’d throw the book at him. The problem is the WNBA takes itself way too seriously, so what could’ve been a PR win will instead turn into another PR Loss for the WNBA.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:33 am to Hback
No way that holds in court
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:36 am to tigersownall
quote:Not like the dildo if it stuck the landing!
No way that holds in court
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:36 am to tigersownall
His defense is a gofundme I would actually donate to.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:37 am to Hback
Overreacting from the left? No one could have ever guessed that.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:38 am to Big4SALTbro
quote:
This should end up being a easy win
for the dildo thrower
New york makes it iffy for the guy.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:39 am to Hback
But they'll let murderers and rapists walk the streets freely
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:39 am to Hback
Insert Burno Judo Defense Gif here
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 7:41 am
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:39 am to Hback
A decent lawyer should be able to get him off
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:40 am to Hback
Yall are blasting the government for this, but I really do think it’s time we have some common sense dildo control laws put into place
It’s all fun and games until someone brings a dildo with a switch (an assault dildo) to a public arena
It’s all fun and games until someone brings a dildo with a switch (an assault dildo) to a public arena
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:41 am to Hback
If dildos were thrown at a conservative, the thrower would get a medal
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:43 am to Hback
Ah yes, so i see the DAs and AGs of New York are the same mentality of CEOs and board members.
Loosing common sense, I.V.’ing the koolaid, and only wanting to do feel good things are an absolute must upon getting a NY DA/AG job.
Loosing common sense, I.V.’ing the koolaid, and only wanting to do feel good things are an absolute must upon getting a NY DA/AG job.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:44 am to Hback
Ok, I draw the line at the charge for "Interference with a professional sporting event."
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 7:45 am
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:48 am to Hback
Damn! How big was that dildo?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:48 am to Big Jim Slade
quote:
A decent lawyer should be able to get him off
Plead guilty to Interference of a professional sporting event in exchange for dropping the rest...
quote:
b. Conduct prohibited.
1. It shall be illegal for any person other than a sports participant to knowingly enter or remain unlawfully upon the playing area of a major venue sporting event.
2. It shall be illegal for any person other than a sports participant to subject a sports participant to contact by means of any substance, object or dangerous instrument during a major venue sporting event, or attempt to do so, with the intent to cause physical injury to a sports participant during a major venue sporting event or with the intent to disrupt a major venue sporting event.
3. It shall be illegal for any person other than a sports participant to place, drop, toss or hurl any substance, object or dangerous instrument onto the playing area of a major venue sporting event, or attempt to do so, with the intent to cause physical injury to a sports participant during a major venue sporting event or with the intent to disrupt a major venue sporting event.
4. It shall be illegal for any person other than a sports participant to strike, slap, kick or otherwise subject to physical contact a sports participant during a major venue sporting event, or to attempt to do so, with the intent to cause physical injury to a sports participant during a major venue sporting event or with the intent to disrupt a major venue sporting event.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:49 am to Hback
Is there no end to how deep politicians will dig to be offended over trivialities?
Get a grip and have a chuckle! Breathe!
Get a grip and have a chuckle! Breathe!
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