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Best chance to break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever.

Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:58 pm
Posted by BatonProv
Member since Dec 2023
444 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:58 pm
I am not sure it is even possible with cameras and digital identification required for everything.

The best chance I could see is if you were to be a caretaker or farm hand where are you trade room and board for your labor and do not require much contact with the outside world.

Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
13407 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:01 pm to
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on the lamb


Is this like mutton bustin’?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57681 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:01 pm to
You could work on a farm in the Rio grande valley in south Texas - a white guy would stick out like a sore thumb but no one would call the cops on you
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5899 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:04 pm to
Get to Brazil and father a child. No extradition.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41156 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:06 pm to
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stay on the lamb

Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:08 pm to
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stay on the lamb forever


It can get a little choppy
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11506 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:11 pm to
Your best bet is to garnish with lots of fresh mint. That will tame down the gamey flavor a bit.
Posted by Grebe
Member since Jan 2015
348 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:11 pm to
Paging Derrick Groves.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39732 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:12 pm to
Derrick Groves is still out and about
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:13 pm to
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It can get a little choppy


Baa-ad joke is baa-ad.
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:20 pm to
Nola prison escapee Derrick Groves is your poster child. Actively on the lamb for a couple or few months.

Word is he is now a woman.

You missed that one.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
193995 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:25 pm to
lam

just so you know, all these people making fun of you aren't helping

im not like that
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1733 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:26 pm to
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on the lamb


I’m not Arabic. Nor am I a Bama fan.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23297 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:35 pm to
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The best chance I could see is if you were to be a caretaker or farm hand where are you trade room and board for your labor and do not require much contact with the outside world.



People ask questions in a small town and are a nosey bunch. Get to the largest city you can and work cash jobs. Back of house stuff like janitorial, dishwashing, or a day laborer until you can network enough to plan your trek out of the country.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58260 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:37 pm to
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Best chance to break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever

You’ve got to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes
Posted by phatcat
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2003
3394 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:50 pm to
Go On...
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23035 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:51 pm to
Farmhand or a deckhand would be the easiest way.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19378 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:53 pm to
You would have to have an extremely planned out situation with folks that are air tight.

You would also have to earn some sort of trustee situation where you could be picked up and get way ahead of the search.

Then you would have to somehow get to another country and basically disappear
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59943 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:54 pm to
Move to French settlement, raise chickens, and drive under the speed limit
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
744 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:54 pm to
Just jump into the landing gear bay of the nearest airliner heading to the country of your choice.
I hear it's pretty safe.
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