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finally found a state ranking Louisiana isn’t last in

Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
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64516 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:17 pm to
Are we talking ET or cretins sneaking across the border?
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2657 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:17 pm to
First you make a roux…
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:24 pm to
Louisiana has an average of 4 guns per household

Them illegal martians wouldn’t stand a chance
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2565 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

finally found a state ranking Louisiana isn’t last in


Judging by this thread title the ranking ain't right
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1947 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:45 pm to
Love for football
Great food
Far from last
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
954 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:48 pm to
Why wouldn't Alaska be a good spot?
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9626 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:56 pm to
Probably because we have every disease known to mankind here, and the predisposition to eat anything that moves.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72734 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:00 pm to
Little known fact, Normy:

WRBH in NOLA has a contingency plan to play Slim Whitman “Indian Love Call” repeatedly in case of an alien attack.



Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:02 pm to
Ha! You talking about beings that shoot lasers out of their heads.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3587 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:06 pm to
Didn’t we do the STD thread a few days ago?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:09 pm to
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First you make a roux


Underrated comment.

Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:39 pm to
Aliens love neck.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5018 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:42 pm to
We are waaaaaaaaaaay above average in this CoonAss household…
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
18675 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:54 pm to
Those aliens might have new technology, but they’ve never seen anything like a bunch of drunk coonasses with weapons
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:31 pm to
I would think Florida man could put up some stiff resistance to any alien invasion.
This post was edited on 7/26/25 at 9:06 pm
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
554 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:53 pm to
Baws been keeping the Rougarou in da swamp for centuries. Big Foot came to Bawcomville and OD'd on meth and Natural Light. Aint no alien got a chance.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:53 pm to
Things Louisiana is 1st in: NFL players per capita, NBA players per capita, track athletes per capita, but not MLB, PGA, NHL players per capita. You get the jist. Anything that involves athletics that require sheer burst speed and power.
This post was edited on 7/26/25 at 9:56 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15743 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:04 pm to
We've shown we'll cook anything
Good luck ET
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