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Dating in Portland (update page 4)
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:20 pm
This is what I deal with - this chica is from heckin ALABAMA and Im still going to get shut down over my political views


This post was edited on 7/7/25 at 9:17 am
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:22 pm to SirWinston
She’s too hot for you anyway.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:22 pm to SirWinston
Need a larger pic then I can say move on or one date.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:26 pm to LSUbest
Something is up with that pic
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:37 pm to SirWinston
Act like a loon for one night just so you can heck her.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:38 pm to SirWinston
Shoulda left Portland a long time ago. Truly a shithole country and has been for some time.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:38 pm to Rebel
I did that with a Jewish immigration attorney last summer. I still cobble together enough strange to keep life palatable but I am def ready to find the next relationship. Its rough here.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:39 pm to SirWinston
If she is hot (need a bigger picture), you should answer the last question that you are very passionate about sex and enjoy it a lot. Then ask if she feels the same.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:42 pm to SirWinston
Tell her,
Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
She'll either be alright, "Oh, my!" or tell you "get the frick outta' here with that patriarchal crap!"
Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
She'll either be alright, "Oh, my!" or tell you "get the frick outta' here with that patriarchal crap!"
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:44 pm to HubbaBubba
Also... coming up the 22nd to Portland to set up my grandson with an apartment. He's moving there to attend Lewis & Clark Law School. Food recommendations? Local dispensary?
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:48 pm to SirWinston
Liberal progressive pussy can be a damn good time if you’re just renting for a few weeks. Play the game however you see fit (get absolutely ridiculous with it and come up with the most extreme leftist view points you can think of) then tell her you can’t possibly see yourself with someone that’s a female Ronald Reagan and end it.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:52 pm to Rebel
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Act like a loon for one night just so you can heck her.
And I definitely agree that this is the proper course of action, given the presented scenario.
If she's "totally not into the whole politics thing" but still just haaaas to know up front how you feel about politics? She's a libtard, 100%, and likely certifiable crazy. Probably good for a fun night or two though, until your cover is blown.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:53 pm to SirWinston
Give her the clay Travis line.
Tell her that there are two things that you believe in completely: The first amendment and boobs.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:53 pm to SirWinston
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Dating in Portland
Learn to enjoy getting pegged?
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:03 pm to SirWinston
If she's kinda hot, say whatever gay shite you need to frick her. Shoot it in her face. Throw her an alligator Alcatraz tshirt to wear afterwards. This is the only suitable course of action
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:07 pm to HubbaBubba
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Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Great idea. She probably has never seen Bull Durham. Go with it. Love the boldness in the idea.
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:09 pm to SirWinston
Did you seriously take a private chat and make it public on a forum? Da frick is wrong with you?
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