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A Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream Is Coming in 9 Months!

Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:50 pm
Posted by Parasyte
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:50 pm


Tastes sweet, nutty, and with a hint of salt

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A new ice cream is set to be welcomed into the world!

To celebrate the launch of Frida’s new 2-in-1 Manual Breast Pump, the baby brand will be offering breast milk-flavored ice cream in nine months' time.

According to a March 26 press release obtained by PEOPLE, Frida wants to answer the question "everyone’s secretly wondered." What does breast milk actually taste like?

"The ice cream will be a pitch perfect representation of the sweet, creamy, nutrient packed goodness we’ve all wanted to try but have been afraid to ask and will include some of its same nutrients including fats (Omega-3 brain fuel!), carbs (energy-boosting lactose), important vitamins (iron, calcium, Vitamin B and D, and zinc), plus lots of H2O for hydration," the release read in part.

A rep for the brand confirmed to PEOPLE that the ice cream is not an early April Fools' prank, adding that Frida anticipates "strong demand" for the product and thinks people will be "intrigued and excited" to get a taste of it.


Not too sure about this one...
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:52 pm to
Abe Lincoln's favorite stripper

FRIDA SLAVES
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

thinks people will be "intrigued and excited" to get a taste of it.


I'd love to try it for kicks & giggles but this feels way too awkward to purchase in a public store. Maybe a porn shop though
This post was edited on 3/30/25 at 9:54 pm
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

we’ve all wanted to try but have been afraid to ask




Anyone who has had a wife who pumps has tried it what are these people talking about
Posted by Pedro
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Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:58 pm to
So weird
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 9:59 pm to
Why don't they just make ice cream using breast milk? No artificial flavors, put a picture of the titties on the tub. Ben and Jerry will have a whole factory of lactating chicks, like Immortan Joe, pumping out raw ingredients.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:00 pm to
Amateurs. I've tasted it straight from the source. It's kind of like a sweet cereal milk
Posted by rpg37
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:01 pm to
Nine months, huh?
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:09 pm to
Would suckle.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:20 pm to


or



I think it's odd humans have a cow milk industry.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

What does breast milk actually taste like?



Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
892 posts
Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:32 pm to
I can invent a new flavor in 15 minutes with a few boobie pics to view
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:33 pm to
It is a flavor, not actual breast milk.
Posted by Luca_Brasi
America
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:34 pm to
I used to work construction with a guy that was a member of a facebook group where women advertised excess breast milk. I believe it was for the purpose of providing breast milk to new mothers who were having trouble producing. This dude just liked drinking breast milk.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 3/30/25 at 10:43 pm to
Breast milk....you make my daaaayyyyy
Posted by charliemurphy69
Member since Nov 2023
540 posts
Posted on 3/30/25 at 11:25 pm to
“Taste like that cow got in an onion patch”


IFYKYK
Posted by Tear It Up
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Member since May 2005
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 4:37 am to
quote:

It's kind of like a sweet cereal milk


It reminded me of the milk left in the bowl after eating Frosted Flakes.

I probably would buy the ice cream to try
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