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Aliens used the Nile to help build the pyramids

Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:36 pm
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:36 pm
Apparently the ancient aliens needed some help moving those stones into place. Quite the feat considering everybody knows you can’t move stones/bricks via boat.

The Egyptian pyramid chain was built along the now abandoned Ahramat Nile Branch
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
23211 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:39 pm to
That’s more believable than Egypt claiming that there were no slaves used to construct the Pyramids.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
150720 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:48 pm to
where is liberator the troll? he says some island fort could never have been built 32876619X456 does not compute.

what is going on in the Antarctica making earthquakes?

Parmen?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:28 pm to
No, they used Ha'Tak motherships.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
23827 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:33 pm to
Aliens are just fallen angels and demonic entities.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
11608 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:42 pm to
I thought this was common knowledge.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3871 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 8:58 pm to
The Pyramids are older than Egyptians
Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
598 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 6:37 am to
Maybe they Invented concrete and all this is malarkey.
Posted by holdem Tiger
Member since Oct 2007
1100 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

everybody knows you can’t move stones/bricks via boat.


Elaborate, please.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
15101 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:04 pm to
They coulda fixed those cataracts while at it... lazy mofos
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
8002 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 8:23 am to
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Aliens used the Nile to help build the pyramids


Meanwhile, at the same time in Louisiana........


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