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So this little 17 year old girl just asked me to borrow my phone at the park...ETA
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:09 pm
She said she needed to text her friend where she was. I assumed her phone was dead so I let her.
Turns out her parents took her phone, because they're "bullshite", on the verge of kicking her out, etc. We talk about how much parents suck when you're a teenager, etc. She asks if she can use instagram to message her friend, so I say yeah, just do it in the browser so I don't have to log out of mine.
Then she asks me for a ride to downtown austin. Obviously, I decline to have a 17 year old girl in my car, explain the legal liabilities, etc. She says ok, no worries. I tell her good luck, and I finish walking my dog. I'm pretty sure on my way back, she was still waiting, but I didn't really care at that point.
AFTER I get home...and my curiosity gets the best of me.
I can't help myself and decide to look at the browser history, and of course, dumbass teenage chick didn't log out of instagram.
It opens to the chat, and it's with some sleazy looking tejano dude. Typical teenage shite, drugs etc, and I'm pretty sure they're banging.
I ALSO have a feeling he doesn't know she's 17, because he keeps asking about her "roommate".
Now I'm really tempted to frick with both of them
So I say to you, WWTOTD?
ETA: Since most of you fricks are too lazy to read through the thread and just piling on at this point...
I clicked on the last thing to see if she logged out, but she didn't, and it took me directly to the chat. Saw some shite about adderall, him calling her baby, and her "roommate". I clicked on the dudes picture, and logged out. Then I thought, "I bet the OT would have had fun with that".
Six pages in, and only one poster understood the assignment.
Bullfrog wins the thread, the rest of yall suck
And who refuses to let someone borrow your phone? Peoples' phones die, it's a thing that happens. That's like saying "never help someone change a flat, because I saw a story on the internet once where someone got murdered doing that." Pussies.
Turns out her parents took her phone, because they're "bullshite", on the verge of kicking her out, etc. We talk about how much parents suck when you're a teenager, etc. She asks if she can use instagram to message her friend, so I say yeah, just do it in the browser so I don't have to log out of mine.
Then she asks me for a ride to downtown austin. Obviously, I decline to have a 17 year old girl in my car, explain the legal liabilities, etc. She says ok, no worries. I tell her good luck, and I finish walking my dog. I'm pretty sure on my way back, she was still waiting, but I didn't really care at that point.
AFTER I get home...and my curiosity gets the best of me.
I can't help myself and decide to look at the browser history, and of course, dumbass teenage chick didn't log out of instagram.
It opens to the chat, and it's with some sleazy looking tejano dude. Typical teenage shite, drugs etc, and I'm pretty sure they're banging.
I ALSO have a feeling he doesn't know she's 17, because he keeps asking about her "roommate".
Now I'm really tempted to frick with both of them
So I say to you, WWTOTD?
ETA: Since most of you fricks are too lazy to read through the thread and just piling on at this point...
I clicked on the last thing to see if she logged out, but she didn't, and it took me directly to the chat. Saw some shite about adderall, him calling her baby, and her "roommate". I clicked on the dudes picture, and logged out. Then I thought, "I bet the OT would have had fun with that".
Six pages in, and only one poster understood the assignment.
Bullfrog wins the thread, the rest of yall suck
And who refuses to let someone borrow your phone? Peoples' phones die, it's a thing that happens. That's like saying "never help someone change a flat, because I saw a story on the internet once where someone got murdered doing that." Pussies.
This post was edited on 3/2/24 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:11 pm to el duderino III
Thank the Lord that I still have both of my kidneys, delete that shite and go to bed.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to el duderino III
I would close that shite. Do not get involved.
Minors. Drugs. Sex.
Stay the frick away.
Pretend this never happened.
Minors. Drugs. Sex.
Stay the frick away.
Pretend this never happened.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to el duderino III
You some perv or something?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to el duderino III
Threads like this is exactly why Chicken had the wisdom to give us the OT. You’ve come to the right place, my friend.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to el duderino III
quote:
So I say to you, WWTOTD?
Not continue grooming her.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to el duderino III
Thanks for not posting pics.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:12 pm to PurpleSingularity
why not tell him this chick is 17, and help a brother avoid jail
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:13 pm to Privateer 2007
Is this an acre boy alter
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:14 pm to shutterspeed
quote:I'm pretty confident i'm on the parents side here
Not continue grooming her.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:14 pm to el duderino III
Did you let her pet your dog?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:15 pm to el duderino III
quote:or maybe delete everything that is now tied to an old sleazy dude grooming a minor
Now I'm really tempted to frick with both of them
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:15 pm to WestCoastAg
he's not that old. Looks maybe 23ish
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:17 pm to el duderino III
Go for it bro, never in the history of the internet has pretending to be an underage female gone wrong
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:17 pm to el duderino III
yes, that was the pertinent info there
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:17 pm to el duderino III
quote:
She said she needed to text her friend where she was. I assumed her phone was dead so I let her
This is how idiots get into to problems.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:17 pm to el duderino III
How old are you? If over 18 you’re a fricking weirdo
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:18 pm to el duderino III
This has national incident written all over it
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