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Stray dogs digging up my flower beds. Any suggestions?

Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:09 pm
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40091 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:09 pm
The crack house down the street believes in free range dogs. Police don't care. I don't really want to kill a dog, but not abject to making them sick.

Mothballs don't work. Cayenne pepper didn't work. I don't want to go the hot dog and antifreeze route, but honestly, I'm not gonna burn a lot of money on some shitbirds mutts.

Any ideas?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
4954 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:10 pm to
You need to piss all over your yard and assert your dominance.
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
6114 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:10 pm to
Any chance you're willing and able to rig up hot wire?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40091 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:11 pm to


There's also a great chance I'm gonna forget about that and zap my own arse pulling weeds.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:14 pm to
Small wire fencing around it.
Whenever I plant something like a new azalea in the backyard, I'll put up this small fencing to keep the dogs out of the area.
Something like this....
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 10:17 pm
Posted by elsu
H-town
Member since Aug 2004
995 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:15 pm to
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Chili pepper didn't work


You try cayenne or chili powder?
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
676 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

The crack house down the street believes in free range dogs. Police don't care. I don't really want to kill a dog, but not abject to making them sick.

Since you seem to live in a very uppity part of town, I suggest you go down the road to hire a crackhead to take care of the dog problem. You can even tell them about your wonderful entrepreneurial neighbors so they can get their fix.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40091 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:19 pm to
It was cayenne, my mistake.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40091 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Since you seem to live in a very uppity part of town, I suggest you go down the road to hire a crackhead to take care of the dog problem. You can even tell them about your wonderful entrepreneurial neighbors so they can get their fix.


Do you let your dog run free?
Posted by bkhrph
Lake Charles
Member since May 2022
324 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:23 pm to
Set some small mouse traps and put them out randomly in the area they’re digging. No need to bait them.
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2007 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:26 pm to
Plant Sego Palms in your yard.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37868 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:29 pm to
Seriously, piss around your yard
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40517 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:29 pm to
Get a kangaroo
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194376 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:30 pm to
move the body
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12424 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:33 pm to
Don’t be trashy and live next to a trap house?
Posted by Elblancodiablo
Member since Sep 2023
1829 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

You need to piss all over your yard and assert your dominance.

Shouldn't he be pissing all over the yard at the crack house to assert dominance?
Posted by TheChicotKid
Member since Sep 2023
282 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:35 pm to
.22LR
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9021 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:45 pm to
Strychnine
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133163 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

Mothballs don't work


Meatballs do
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194376 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

Strychnine



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