re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?

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I had a girl bring it up to me. After a day at Surfside beach we went to Whataburger bought a bag of food and went to her home in Lake Jackson.

After eating we started to fool around. Soon after she said “BFC PIIMB “.
I told her that we were gonna need some grease. She told to go get a stick of the “unsalted “ butter out of the refrigerator. She stressed unsalted.

I saw some Whataburger mayonnaise on the table and just grabbed three packets quickly. I slathered her up with two and apply one to little BFC, took aim and the deed was done.

Afterward I asked her why she wanted unsalted butter. She told me that her doctor said her sodium levels were high. She figured that if I pounded salted butter into her arse that it would throw her levels way off.

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