re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

This year is ramping up at my inlaws. Last nights meal was chili and we are down to one working toilet for house of 10 people. That one toilet is connected to the living room where everyone has camped out and had movies on non stop. Edit: yes beans are in the chili

Tonight, a young teen neice was in charge of dinner. Its like a right of passage before she's allowed more duties on Thanksgiving day. Well something happened, she paniced at the oven and dropped a glass dish of some meaty gravy casserole. The dish shattered and flung meat juices everywhere even on the ceiling. So now we are ordering take out but we are in the boonies and 45 mins away from anywhere open tonight.

My BIL just showed up with his 140lb pit bull. It immediately sparks argument and now the pit bull is going to stay in BILs small sedan for next 24 hours. He hasnt showered from his construction job and doesnt appear to have change of clothes or plans to shower. Bonus points for this BIL, he has several self performed tatoos including a tattoo he did on his own neck. This is the first time the other BIL has seen that BIL in over a year after a fight.

Everyone is volunteering to make this 1.5+ hour trip to pickup our takeout to get out of this tension and fart filled house.

Cant wait till tomorrow.