Johnny Manziel Has A Lot Of New Merchandise With His Comeback

This Johnny kid just needs to get a real fricking job. It’s embarassing. The rides over, it’s back to reality.

Somewhere out there, there's gonna to be a dad who's gonna see his son come home wearing this corny bull shite. Suicides will be committed.

"Lost in the sauce" checks out

Until you actually play, you are not having a comeback.

queer as a two dollar bill