UCF Kicker's Yearbook Quote Goes Viral

He kicks in the American Athletic Conference...mom wouldn't give this kid the time of day.

Gigachad

Meh, 100+ ranked kicker in his class.

Colton Boomer is a great travel ball name. Hopefully this kid's dad has already got a healthy 7-8 years out of vicariously living through him. Kicking for UCF has to be the end of the line.

Looks like he makes coaches mad and kisses dad.

Kid tweets out his own yearbook picture and Larry deems it viral. What an idiot.

That’s actually pretty stupid

Kind of gay

If Colton has a younger brother, that makes Colton a Boomer sooner.

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It's Florida, so it's either really hot moms or fat moms in stretch pants. There is no in between.

It would have sounded better if he said "Kickin Bombs & Kissing Moms"