Bruce Willis Threw Out A Disappointing First Pitch Before The Phillies Game, Got Booed

He gives zero fricks

He's a tool.

Wrong arm

Always wondered how I'd do with something like that. When warmed up, I can throw decently but one pitch in front of a big crowd, no telling. I'd probably try to throw it hard and might sail over the catcher's head. That would still be better than an 'Alice' throw like Bruce Willis.

After the pitch, they were all saying "Bruuuuce"...

Eh. Bruno could’ve broken off an 88 mph slider that dropped off a table and clipped the back corner of the plate and drawn boos. This is the bunch that booed Mike Schmidt at an Oldtimers Game and Santa Claus at an Eagles game. Philly fan is brutal.

Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs.

Didn't hear any boos...