Mike Leach Doubles Down On His Candy Corn Hatred

The Pirate is not wrong.

The pumpkins are better than the corn, but the corn isn't bad either (so long as it's not the chocolate ones... gross). It's better once a year, it makes them special like girl scout cookies, Cadbury eggs, and the Christmas tree and egg shaped reeses

I’m sick of this guys schtick

He's exactly right. Candy corn looks, feels, and tastes like wax.

He's not wrong. Most of the old-timey candy made of ear wax and sugar is gone. Why is there still a market for this?

Candy corn is like first generation gummie candy. It was never ready for prime time. Whenever someone would drop some of that foul stuff in my bag, I would scoop it out and drop it in their yard before moving on to the next house.