Phil Mickelson HAs Quite The Morning Coffee Routine

I was waiting for the concoction to be administered via enema after all that rigmarole.

Sounds pretty good but I don't have the patience to put all that shite in. Just pour it black and drink it. Like the men do it Hefty!

I wouldn’t be able to play, I’d star shitting after the the third hole, DQ!

Damn my morning goal is just trying not to get grounds in my coffee.

The most California cup of coffee. Ever.

It's a lot of shite, but hey, if it keeps you healthy with older age, get after it Phil

T-2 at WGC last week at 50. He’s never had an injury. It’s working pretty damn well . He’s my guy

Instant for me

HITTING BOMBS

The sip and "so good" ending would make a great gif.

I use l theanine every day in the morning with my coffee. Everyone should try it, it literally takes all the jitters away from the coffee. If you get the suntheanine type it has a hint of sweetness to it. It was life changing for me, I hate the way coffee makes me feel but with l theanine it is smooth energy.

I hate social media, but Phil Mickelson on twitter is gold and even I can't deny it.

Then after about 10 minutes, I drop a fat shite before hitting the links

He forgot the FIGJAM.