New York Releases These Guidelines For Sex & Masturbation During COVID-19 Pandemic

This is real life.

Pretty sure I can handle this myself. Wait....

to realize i am biologically related to certain humans from NYC

No rimming? F this world

For years I've refrained from excitement when others would brag about going to NYC. Its literally the nastiest city on earth outside of China. So color me shocked its having a tough time with CoronAids.

"Avoid sex with anyone outside your household." Louisiana has been ahead of this thing for centuries!

Maybe they should fix the giant roaming rat population

Didn’t even read.