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Interests:Vivisection, animal husbandry
Occupation:Minister of Science & Defender of the Faith
Number of Posts:133
Registered on:3/28/2012
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re: Harris and Callway not with Team for spring - DocZaius
Seems like there's never any good news about our star athletes anymore....
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re: Anyone else read: The Creature from Jekyll Island? - DocZaius
[quote]No didn't read it but I've been there so many times. This one time upon leaving me and my brother did see this creature. Not sure if it is the creature you speak of, but it was an unknown creature forsure. It look like a beaver crossed with a tapir. It had a large and fat back end but...
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re: Gameplan vs. Bama - DocZaius
Between Kelvin, the two Jordans and Treon we ought to have enough legs to mount some kind of decent running game. The offensive line hasn't exactly been stellar at run blocking, but they've been doing better lately, I think. ...
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F$U - DocZaius
frick 'em! :bird: ...
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re: Chiropractor: Doctor or Quack? - DocZaius
I'd be very reluctant to treat a child with chiropractic. There's no evidence that it works, it may actually hurt, and if there's anything really wrong, you're better off going to a medical doctor....
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re: It's a great day in Titletown - DocZaius
I'd trade it all for a few more first downs....
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re: Mizzou 2012 vs. Florida 2013 - DocZaius
I'll be damned if I'm going to be comforted by a Missouri fan....
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re: Jeff Driskel's ability/potential/ceiling - DocZaius
I dunno, man. Seems like he's always got a ton of potential but rarely lives up to it....
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re: Little too early predictions thread - DocZaius
I say we lose them all. Except Kentucky. We always beat Kentucky....
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re: Anyone ever sod with St. Augustine - DocZaius
I think it'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?...
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re: Why aren't there many gator users on this board? - DocZaius
[quote] Gator Sports + reddit + 4chan [/quote] Well, that's a first. ...
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re: I'm making signatures now. - DocZaius
Thanks!...
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re: I'm making signatures now. - DocZaius
Would love to see what you do with a Florida sig....
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re: Gators #1 in the SEC All-Sports... AGAIN! - DocZaius
Hate all you want; Florida is in good standing to take the Capital One Cup again this year, and maybe, just maybe, the Sears Directors' Cup, too....
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Gators #1 in the SEC All-Sports... AGAIN! - DocZaius
:nana: [link=(http://www.gainesville.com/article/20130520/ARTICLES/130529994?p=all&tc=pgall)]Gainesville Sun[/link]...
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re: What does human flesh taste like? - DocZaius
All I'm sayin' is that it's called "long pig" for a reason....
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re: Weirdest dreams - DocZaius
The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see ...
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