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Just wait til October gets here Aggy - John Maplethorpe
You'll drop to #4, then to #8. A lousy 10 win season awaits your garbage program. :spank:...
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re: Which Aggie booster is blowing the playoff committee? - John Maplethorpe
aggy looked like shite last week. But few teams have the number of quality wins....
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re: LSU may not win but coaching will not be a liability - John Maplethorpe
[quote]MIles and Snider are the best coaches in the country Coach Miles put this team with coaches together , what do you know about coaching silicone ?[/quote] I agree Snyder is a wizard still today at 129 years old. Miles was one of the best in his prime, but not today....
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re: bama offense been tested yet? zero defenses faced in the top-35 - John Maplethorpe
Top yardage defense and top defense aren't the same thing either. [quote]1 Alabama, SEC 74.4 97.9 53.1 94.5 2 Michigan, Big Ten 86.1 92.5 66.9 94.7 3 Florida, SEC 48.3 89.2 47.8 74.5 4 Wisconsin, Big Ten 55.3 88.3 45.0 77.4 5 Colorado, Pac-12 76.9 86.6 19.2 82.3 6 Clemson, ACC 71.1 86.1 55.0...
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re: Chief: "Justin Evans as good as any I've coached" - John Maplethorpe
[quote]Not sure anyone in the country outside of College Station even knows who Justin Evans is.[/quote] [link=(http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/prospectrankings/2017/SS)]#2 Senior strong safety prospect.[/link]...
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re: Hindsight thread: Regarding transfers, did Sumlin get the last laugh? - John Maplethorpe
Two freshmen and a former walk-on? Not a perfect situation....
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re: Hindsight thread: Regarding transfers, did Sumlin get the last laugh? - John Maplethorpe
Word is Allen might graduate early and be eligible to transfer. Aggy could use a veteran QB....
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re: Is this the year the Vols finally land Gruden? - John Maplethorpe
Gruden to UT Saban to Texas Jimmy Johnson to Aggy Tuberville to Aub Richt back to Georgia Fran back to Bama Bookmark this....
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re: SEC Defensive Stats Post Week 9 (Top 5 teams) - John Maplethorpe
[quote]The aggies rank 21st in scoring defense in the NCAA. Total, Pass ypg, Rush ypg all rank 74th in the nation or worse.  Here's some more perspective:  A&M total yards allowed 3,392  Florida 1,697  Alabama 2,196  LSU 2,197  Auburn 2,866  LSU and Florida have played one less game, ...
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re: LSU may not win but coaching will not be a liability - John Maplethorpe
[quote]Almost to the extravagant levels of your post quality I'm told my those in the know.[/quote] [img]http://img.memecdn.com/english-motherfricker-do-you-speak-it_o_606299.jpg[/img]...
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re: LSU may not win but coaching will not be a liability - John Maplethorpe
Everybody knows Ed O is one of the brightest minds in CFB. A true intellectual savant, X's and O's mastermind....
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re: SEC Defensive Stats Post Week 9 (Top 5 teams) - John Maplethorpe
This cannot be right. I was assured by the rant that Aggy had the worst defense in cfb despite the stats saying they're one of the best. Once October gets here Aggy is in trouble....
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re: The Egg bowl will be a battle for 1st - John Maplethorpe
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzWmmzxCQAQodfY.jpg[/img]...
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re: Saban: "It Was a Great Hit" - John Maplethorpe
People argue because the rule is kind of bull shite and not very well defined. Letter of the law that's targetting, but not surprising it wasn't called. 5 minutes later aggy blocks a defender from the front and is ejected. No sense or consistency to this bull shite....
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re: Who else in the West needs a good DC? - John Maplethorpe
[quote]Schooled me.[/quote] You're welcome....
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re: Computer rankings just for fun. - John Maplethorpe
Doesn't matter. The Big 12 hasn't had a top 25 win all year and the Pac isn't far behind. The SEC still raked up OOC wins....
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re: Computer rankings just for fun. - John Maplethorpe
They are....
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re: Who else in the West needs a good DC? - John Maplethorpe
[quote]Nope try 96th in country[/quote] Nope. 14th. We already did this today and the illiterate simpletons were schooled before running away....
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re: LSU offense has set a record every game since firing Les Miles. - John Maplethorpe
Texas Tech's QB set the total yardage and passing yardage records on Saturday....
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Computer rankings just for fun. - John Maplethorpe
[img]https://anonmgur.com/up/bf6a3b9179871296b7dd857691fe39fd.jpg[/img] [link=(https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/595ors/week_9_pseudobcs_rankings/)]Pseudo-BCS computer algorithm rankings[/link] What I like about formula rankings is it eliminates all the bull shite and bias. Strength of sch...
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