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re: LUNCH THREAD. What you listening to?

Posted by beveaux on 11/21/18 at 12:16 pm
Leave A Scar - BlackBerry Smoke Leftover chef salad from Papas...
Sure! Typical response to a problem in America. Lets not worry or consider fixing the problem. Lets make it easier for people to be lazy and let the government take care of everything....
No way that her being flat chested has anything to do with her replacement. Not even possible....
Thats easy, Morgan Freeman [img]https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nintchdbpict000001311857.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=960[/img]...

re: Houston vs. Dallas

Posted by beveaux on 2/15/18 at 9:47 am
Houston is overran by illegals... Dallas kills presidents... Both are better than the septic central area that consist of Austin and San Antonio!...
[quote]People in this area, and Louisiana in general, don't give a shite about their dogs.[/quote] Maybe the dogs sense this and leave these toofless bastards behind before they become part of the gumbo ingredients....
Most in that description in Austin still live with their mommy....

re: Got a damn DUI today

Posted by beveaux on 12/11/17 at 2:31 pm
[quote]fricking Rookie Barney Fife Cop[/quote] Was smart enough to get your lame arse!...
[img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/e8/74/aee87415ae434bee69bdff40f848bb22--secret-service-dallas-texas.jpg[/img] But Dat arse Tho...

re: I called a 3 pm meeting today at work

Posted by beveaux on 11/22/17 at 9:01 am
So how does it feel to be that douche? The entire staff will discuss you throughout the day and IF you are lucky the worst it will be is that you are the first in your family to walk upright!...

re: Greatest Music Video of All Time

Posted by beveaux on 11/20/17 at 12:50 pm
Given that Thriller is probably #1 but how can it be that neither of these are even mentioned here? [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ)]Girls Girls Girls[/link] or [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0)]Hot For Teacher[/link] probably NSFW...
only when your preppy arse leaves...
What we really learned from the song was that the cook was a lazy mofo....

re: Going to court for a speeding ticket

Posted by beveaux on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am
Most traffic ticket atty's charge around $85 and their attempt is to have the ticket dismissed. After that they go for reduced fine and making it a non moving violation keeping it off of your record. You are actually better off to tell the judge that due to the recent increase of police violence ...
Remember, NO means NO... unless that bitch is dyslexic, then it is ON!...

re: Is this the mythical OT 10? (nsfw)

Posted by beveaux on 8/15/17 at 3:22 pm
[img]https://instagram.fbna1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12934867_1607776279547567_57082944_n.jpg[/img] Points off for stupid eye makeup...
Maintain huge stack of singles, occasionally stuff one in her g-string....
Do you wake up this stupid or do you have to put effort into it?...
Reschedule. Thank him for pointing out the day and tell him you already have a 10:30 for that day so you want to reschedule for 1:30. This will put the screw to any type of plans he has for that day and will only cost you 5 minutes at noon to send an email canceling the appt....