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Zlatan Facts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:24 pm
Zlatan once went for a bike ride in France and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Manchester United is moving to Zlatan!
When Google wants to find out something, it uses the Zlatan search engine
Zlatan has appointed Jose Mourinho to manage Manchester United.
Zlatan arrives one hour late to Press Conference. 1st line: "You shouldn't have come so early"
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated.
Zlatan doesn't age. He levels up.
Zlatan has offered Manchester United a one year deal.
When Zlatan looks in the mirror, there is no reflection. There is only one Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals. Goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan.
The Great Wall of China was originally built to block Zlatan's free kicks. It didn't work.
Zlatan knows Victoria's Secret.
Manchester United is moving to Zlatan!
When Google wants to find out something, it uses the Zlatan search engine
Zlatan has appointed Jose Mourinho to manage Manchester United.
Zlatan arrives one hour late to Press Conference. 1st line: "You shouldn't have come so early"
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated.
Zlatan doesn't age. He levels up.
Zlatan has offered Manchester United a one year deal.
When Zlatan looks in the mirror, there is no reflection. There is only one Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals. Goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan.
The Great Wall of China was originally built to block Zlatan's free kicks. It didn't work.
Zlatan knows Victoria's Secret.
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Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:30 pm to Shane4689
Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:48 pm to Shane4689
quote:
Zlatan Facts
are you from the past?
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:12 pm to SlowFlowPro
They asked Zlatan what he got his wife for her birthday. He said, "Nothing. She already has Zlatan."
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:26 pm to Akit1
Real fact is Zlatan's wife has Zlatan in check.
She's mid 40's and had her shite together before Zlatan.
She's mid 40's and had her shite together before Zlatan.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:35 pm to Shane4689
PSG légende, ill allow it
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:56 pm to Shane4689
Forgot one.
Zlatan fricked Laurent Blanc up the arse and came on his face before the Manchester City game.
Zlatan fricked Laurent Blanc up the arse and came on his face before the Manchester City game.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:22 pm to Mr Personality
Then how was Blanc able to suck Zlatan's nuts at the same time? Signed, Serge Aurier
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:18 pm to Shane4689
Zlatan will not be playing Champion's League matches next season.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 11:38 pm to Shane4689
Zlatan is a gypsy. But like fo real
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