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Who Would Win In An Actual Physical Fight: Messi Or Ronaldo?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:38 pm
I'm going with Messi here.
I think Ronaldo, while larger and more physically gifted, would be a soft fighter. Messi, on the other hand, well, I just see that little fricker fighting dirty, scrappy, and vicious.
I think Ronaldo, while larger and more physically gifted, would be a soft fighter. Messi, on the other hand, well, I just see that little fricker fighting dirty, scrappy, and vicious.
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:12 pm to LuckyTiger
Messi is hard, dude narrowly avoided a couple years in the clank
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:40 pm to LuckyTiger
IDK, I think I would have to go with Ronaldo. Dude would just kick Messi in the head and its over 
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:55 pm to LuckyTiger
Ronaldo without a doubt
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:57 pm to LuckyTiger
Better question:
How would this fight stack up financially on PPV compared to big UFC bouts? These are two of the top 5 most famous athletes on the planet, and arguably the top 2.
How would this fight stack up financially on PPV compared to big UFC bouts? These are two of the top 5 most famous athletes on the planet, and arguably the top 2.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:15 pm to Pettifogger
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Messi is hard, dude narrowly avoided a couple years in the clank
Messi knows he's untouchable. He wasn't worried.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:13 pm to LuckyTiger
Well Messi is a little bitch and Ronaldo is a pretty good bit larger bitch so I'd go with Ronaldo here.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:09 pm to LSU316
Messi will just give him the boom stare and Ronaldo will be scared to death
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:26 pm to LuckyTiger
Neither of them are bout that action.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:42 pm to LuckyTiger
ronaldo
Messi would dive, once the bell rang, and lay on the ground, grabbing a leg. Ronaldo would kick him in the junk, and fight would be over.
trainer would come over and use the miracle spray on Messi, and he would rise, as if from the dead to fight another bout, but would dive again, looking for a card, as Ronaldo kicked him in the junk again.
Miracle spray on display
Messi would dive, once the bell rang, and lay on the ground, grabbing a leg. Ronaldo would kick him in the junk, and fight would be over.
trainer would come over and use the miracle spray on Messi, and he would rise, as if from the dead to fight another bout, but would dive again, looking for a card, as Ronaldo kicked him in the junk again.
Miracle spray on display
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:49 pm to stlslick
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Messi would dive,
What??? You are fricking clueless if you think Messi is a diver. Ronaldo has even quit doing it, but Messi has never been a diver.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:58 pm to glassman
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but Messi has never been a diver.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 9:14 pm to Pettifogger
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dude narrowly avoided a couple years in the clank
Lets hold up now. Tax fraud is not a very hard core crime.
Chances are he would be the bitch in a jail.
I'm taking Ronaldo all the way.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 9:27 pm to stlslick
He certainly doesn't dive very often. He's pretty famous for riding challenges. There is a story about when he first broke through, he started wearing guards over his entire calf because he was getting kicked so much.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:06 pm to stlslick
It's the Sgt. Bilko fight. They both land a soft punch and take the dive. Because Soccer.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:25 pm to GoldenGuy
Messi.. Ronaldo seems to be too much of a little girl to mix it up...
Posted on 11/20/16 at 6:51 am to LuckyTiger
They would both simultaneously land little sissy slap punches and both go to ground after the contact for a Rocky v Apollo Creed double KO. But neither would get up before the 10 count.
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:38 am to LuckyTiger
I don't know, man. Messi got his little sleeve, and he was suddenly playing very physical. I think it comes down to whether or not Messi commits to a full on neck tattoo to go 100% heel.
Plus, any time Ronaldo can pop that shirt off, he's hype so that's in his advantage.
Plus, any time Ronaldo can pop that shirt off, he's hype so that's in his advantage.
Posted on 11/21/16 at 8:04 am to stlslick
You're a dummy. Messi is actually known for not diving.
Posted on 11/21/16 at 8:24 am to VanRIch
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Messi is actually known for not diving.
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