As cameos go, Marseille winger Jordan Ayew's run-out against Evian Thonon Gaillard in Ligue 1 at the weekend is unlikely to have caught his coach's eye for the simple reason that Elie Baup may have mistimed a blink and missed it entirely -- what with it lasting all of 111 seconds!
Having come on for Mathieu Valbuena as a 73rd-minute substitute, Ayew picked up his first booking in the space of a couple of seconds by clipping then pushing an Evian defender.
Skip forward a minute or so and Ayew managed to pick up a second booking for another soft challenge and off he went! 111 seconds and out.
This all coming just 20 minutes after L'OM defender Kassim Abdallah had also been sent off.
For the record, somehow nine-man L'OM managed to hold on for a 1-1 draw.