Soccer joke / passage of life

So a falcons fan, a lakers fan, and a bruins fan walk into a bar. The bartender asks why they are there to watch the soccer game. In the meantime, Landon Donovan walks in and looks at those 3 dudes and says, "frick ya" and proceeds to have buy them shots and then pays for their ubers back to his mansion where they then proceed to play soccer on the xbox while Donovan treats them to a little rub and tug from his groupies. Moral of the story, Soccer Players are cool guys.