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Let's critique the new bust of Cristiano Ronaldo at a Portuguese airport

Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:03 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:03 pm
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Cristiano Ronaldo has helped unveil a new statue in his own honour, as the Aeroporto da Madeira was renamed after the island's most famous son.

What should have been a joyous celebration of a glittering career, though, has been sidetracked by criticism of the Portuguese star's bronze likeness.

Questions have been asked as to whether the face actually resembles Ronaldo's in any way, with other assessments of the sculptor's handiwork ranging from "questionable" to "horrifying".




I'm so close to making this my new avatar.

This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:06 pm
Posted by BamaCoaster
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:04 pm to
This is from the onion, right?
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:07 pm to
Looks more like Sloth from the Goonies
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:20 pm to


The look on real Ronaldo's face is priceless
Posted by etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:33 pm to
"You vs the guy she told you not to worry about"
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:34 pm to
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43062 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:39 pm to
Wow that's bad....



reminds me of the terrible UT statues:


This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:40 pm to
My favorite Twitter comment I've seen so far is that the bust looks like an Ed, Edd and Eddy character.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

the bust looks like an Ed, Edd and Eddy character.


Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10502 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:54 pm to
he has to be losing sleep over this. i can't picture his reaction to it being anything other than a temper tantrum, tears and all.
Posted by ColonelTiger88
Nicholls State Fan
Member since Apr 2014
690 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:15 pm to
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sculptor's handiwork ranging from "questionable" to "horrifying".

I'd say the handiwork is "shite." May get a better statue from a 4th grader in art class. Or better yet a statue from this couple
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:52 pm to
Nailed the Russia-sized Adam's apple.
Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
Member since Jan 2015
2593 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:04 pm to
That is just awful.


I am reminded of an episode of Frasier where Stefano, the proprietor of a famous Italian restaurant, honored Frasier with a caricature portrait displayed on a wall in his establishment.



Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
Member since Jan 2015
2593 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:21 pm to
This type of horror has happened before.

10 Unintentionally Horrifying Statues of Famous People

Some of my favorites:


Lucille Ball
As it turns out, everyone thinks the statue is an abomination—even the man responsible. Earlier this year, artist Dave Poulin issued a public apology saying, "I take full responsibility for 'Scary Lucy,' though by no means was that my intent or did I wish to disparage in any way the memories of the iconic Lucy image."




Arthur Ashe
In an attempt to capture Ashe's dedication to social activism, he is shown holding books and a tennis racket high above the outstretched arms of a gaggle of children, frozen forever in a state of seemingly mocking them for their lack of height.




Walter Johnson
"It just doesn't work," Walter Johnson's grandson and biographer Henry Thomas said of the attempt to show motion in his grandfather's statue.




Oscar Wilde
In a sculpture by Maggi Hambling, the bust of the brilliant Irish author rises out of a sarcophagus-esque block. As if that wasn't creepy enough, his mangled bronze features actually look like something that has risen from the dead.




Franz Kafka
In the Jewish Quarter of Prague where Franz Kafka spent most of his life, a sculpture by Jaroslav Rona stands as a memorial to the influential author. Or to giant, headless, handless, well-dressed men everywhere.


Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:55 pm to
Looks some 1960´s Limey punter. Should be slamming ales with Bobby Charlton.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28255 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:15 pm to
Saw this on reddit. Mother of god

Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21315 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:35 pm to
Damn, that looks more like the King Cake Baby.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28422 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 4:11 pm to
Let's be honest, it's a pretty great likeness.

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