Or did I just not get it?
@kennethdalglish: Don' t involve me. As long as your mum has no access to the girls as a part settlement go ahead. Divorce her.
@pauldalglish: Do you know @kennethdalglish invented the tooth brush? Otherwise it would be called the teeth brush! @marinadalglish @KellyCates
@kennethdalglish: The person who invented the toothbrush was Spanish. Juanita!!
@kennethdalglish: No divorce. Your Mum doesn't want to make me happy!!!!!
@kennethdalglish: New Tricks too intelligent for us tonight. Marina has put Peppa pig on for us!!
@pauldalglish: He also has more caps on his teeth than I have for Scotland. @marinadalglish
@kennethdalglish: @pauldalglish one capped tooth would be enough. You have more children than caps
@pauldalglish: True but you have 102 to hand down when you kick the bucket. @kennethdalglish
@kennethdalglish: No alcohol involved.
@kennethdalglish: Pedro one MLS ring for each of the children.
@kennethdalglish: You'll have to clean them. Pick me a good home!!
@marinadalglish: @kennethdalglish as long as it is not same home as me!
@lynseydalglish: @marinadalglish Please can you explain the @ sign to dad. His tweets are mental! X
@marinadalglish: @lynseydalglish you can come to Texas too! Your dad would never find us
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