Here's a few starter tips.
Hate Man U
There's a decently priced hotel (the Millennium & Copthorne) inside the stadium in chelsea (Stamford bridge). I go to games about twice a year.
Games will generally be on 7-11am Saturdays and Sundays so be prepared to wake up and watch.
Hate Liverpool and Tottenam
Hate man city
Be prepared for fans of lesser teams to accuse you of bandwagoning regardless of when you became a fan, and why.
Jose Mourihno is the special one and he is fairly controversial. He is hated by other clubs and adored by us.
Hazard will be one of our most influential players this season. I truly believe he will come into his own with a good striker to play off up top.
Beware of Bho he likes this guy named Marko Marin and its weird
Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce Diego Costa has today completed his transfer from Atletico Madrid by signing a five-year contract.
He will join up with the first team for our pre-season European training camp next week.
Since becoming a first-choice selection at Atletico, Costa has been one of the most consistent strikers in European football, with his goals and performances over the course of 2013/14 propelling his former club to a first La Liga title in 18 years and a place in the Champions League final.
Powerful and direct, the 25-year-old built a strong reputation in Spain as a fine finisher, particularly in one-on-one situations, and is capable of scoring goals with both his left and right foot while his physical nature also makes him a real threat in the air. His favoured position is as the central striker, with his ability to run in behind opposition defenders making him difficult to pick up.
Costa said: ‘I am very happy to sign for Chelsea. Everybody knows it is a big club in a very competitive league, and I am very excited to get started in England with a fantastic coach and team-mates. Having played against Chelsea last season I know the high quality of the squad I am joining.
‘I would like to thank everybody at Atletico who made me into the player I am, it was an incredible time for me, but now I am starting a new adventure and I hope to win many trophies with Chelsea.’
Costa, Torres, and Lukaku
Lukaku looked great against the US in the WC
is he expected to have significant playing time for Chelsea this year?