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At what point do we crown Pulisic as the GOAT

Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:03 pm
how many seasons do we wait to put him over Donovan and Dempsey?
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:09 pm to
Probably when he retires, provided that he has numerous outstanding accomplishments in his career for club and country.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125376 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:13 pm to
He hasn't even pissed on any mexican bushes yet
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:13 pm to
Hopefully not around the same time we annointed Freddy Adu.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
45101 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:17 pm to
Exactly. He hasn't even given given Chicharito a Colombian necktie yet.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Hopefully not around the same time we annointed Freddy Adu.


The two situations are a bit different
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
Put the anointing oils away.
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

At what point do we crown Pulisic as the GOAT


When did he score his first Bundesliga goal? Sunday morning?

Two days ago, then
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 4:30 pm to
I'm joking y'all.... But seriously, after he makes the all bundesliga team next season he's in the discussion.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30806 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:31 pm to
Whenever Danny Mwanga relinquishes the title.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:34 pm to
OLASDM
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:42 pm to
He has to first:

* piss on a Mexican field
* put on a pair of sunglasses flung at him by a El Salvadoran or other shitty Central American shithole at equal or lesser value
* causes Ian Darke to shite his pants with a goal in the World Cup
Posted by Dijkstra
Michael J. Fox's location in time.
Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:46 pm to
Bro, it's Julian "The GOAT" Green that he needs to worry about reaching as a professional. Not those two plebs!

Sure, Pulisic's doing well at BVB, which means that if he keeps it up, Bayern will buy him in a year or two. It's really exciting to have another young guy coming through only a few years from reaching that Julian Green level.

Luckily for ol' Christian, Julian will likely have "decided" to leave Bayern for a career in MLS so there won't be any issues of him having to wait in the shadows.



...God, I wish this had any truth to it. I know Julian's young, but I feel like he's like that one super babe in high school who you see 3 years later with 60 added pounds of beer weight and smells like a Virginia Slims factory. Both of my forearms would be gigantic if we had two young guys ripping it up at Germany's two biggest clubs.
This post was edited on 4/20/16 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Dijkstra
Michael J. Fox's location in time.
Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:43 pm to
All over the top bullshite aside, it's surreal that I just read a tweet from Bundesliga talking about "BVB wunderkind" in reference to one our young guys and their social media is still tweeting about his goal.

I'm going to take Landon's joke about Pulisic scoring more Bundesliga goals than he and Taylor Twellman combined as him naming his heir.

At this point, we should be formulating a plan to keep Nigel de Jong and Jonny "frickboy" Evans from coming within 1000 yards of his sweet, sweet legs.
Posted by fightingtigers98
Member since Oct 2011
13228 posts
Posted on 4/21/16 at 5:04 am to
Restraining order is on the docket
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