| O-T Lounge|| re: Any Birders On The Forum? - Bill Parker? on 3/12/14 at 12:59 am|
Not really. But I did see two Sandhill cranes this afternoon, so I got that going for me....
| Food and Drink Board|| re: Favorite Everday Hot Sauce? - Bill Parker? on 3/7/14 at 11:40 pm|
[quote]I ain't mad at any hot sauce [/quote]
I'm going to the library tomorrow and writing this on the cover of The Art of War....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Parents who let their children walk around in public barefoot...... - Bill Parker? on 3/7/14 at 1:53 pm|
You don't Chalmette, do you, brah?...
| Food and Drink Board|| re: Why don't we eat more goat in America - Bill Parker? on 3/7/14 at 1:01 pm|
BBQ goat. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Is there anyone who thinks AU shouldnt claim 2004? - Bill Parker? on 3/7/14 at 11:04 am|
You done had your hayseed parade through town. Claim it, bitches....
| Food and Drink Board|| re: What are "Louisiana Cut" Ribs? - Bill Parker? on 3/6/14 at 2:16 pm|
This thread has OT potential...
| Outdoor Board|| re: UPDATE w/Pics - Kid Hide Tanning Kit w/DVD - I HIGHLY recommend for kids - Bill Parker? on 3/6/14 at 2:14 pm|
Excellent. Thanks for posting up for us with kids....
| SEC Rant|| re: Does one of CFBs biggest frick up get corrected in May? - Bill Parker? on 3/6/14 at 2:03 pm|
[quote]He made it to Canton before he made it to Atlanta[/quote]...
| Food and Drink Board|| re: Polling all Boston Butt smokers - Bill Parker? on 3/5/14 at 11:38 am|
No need for it. I finish my butt in a cooler wrapped with aluminum foil and towels. Results in tender butt. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: The Latest Rage On College Campuses Is Apparently Anal Sex - Bill Parker? on 3/5/14 at 11:33 am|
I really wish the Judge could chime in on this one....
| SEC Rant|| re: MSU fans: why is your pro-day closed off from media? - Bill Parker? on 3/5/14 at 11:28 am|
Damn. Mississippi miStake University....
| SEC Rant|| re: SEC Basketball All-Star Team - Bill Parker? on 3/4/14 at 9:00 pm|
Robert Horry as the 6th man....
| SEC Rant|| re: Majestic Merlins Is Back: He wears your granddad's clothes, he looks incredible. - Bill Parker? on 3/4/14 at 11:26 am|
| O-T Lounge|| re: Oh boy! Tigerdroppings in the news again for a Judge/poster - Bill Parker? on 3/3/14 at 11:32 pm|
[quote]One of the links from the article in the OP. Gives a run down of his posts. LINK /[/quote]
TD's server is going to melt tomorrow with the number of members deleting posts....
| O-T Lounge|| re: About to buy a new mower. Advice? - Bill Parker? on 3/3/14 at 10:18 pm|
Stick to the Hustler if it is what you've used and you like it. I've got a Fastrack that I picked up with 20 hours on it for my yard (3/4 acre), and it's been a great mower.
I did the same thing you did -- looked at all the mowers and considered the heavy duty commercial mowers. Decided it just...
| O-T Lounge|| re: So there's a sex tape of JFK and Bobby with Marilyn? - Bill Parker? on 3/3/14 at 3:42 pm|
[quote]Think JFK wore his back brace while fricking? I bet those old school pain killers mixed with his affinity for booze made it pretty hard to catch a solid boner. [/quote]
JFK liked to "speed" things up, my man....
| Food and Drink Board|| re: Your best way to cook asparagus - Bill Parker? on 3/3/14 at 2:55 pm|
[quote]Marinate in italian dressing[/quote]
Whenever I backslide and soak something in eye-talian dressing, I always hide the empty bottle in the bottom of the trash can....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Weber grill on sale. WWtOB do? - Bill Parker? on 3/2/14 at 9:30 pm|
Weber is a great company. I bought a floor model Genesis at 50% off. Brought it home and it was missing a couple of parts. One call and the parts were on the way, free of charge....
| SEC Rant|| re: Competitive Imbalance vs "The Process" - Bill Parker? on 3/1/14 at 9:48 am|
Saban's daughter will beat the dog shite out of your coach's daughter. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Over/Underrated SuperMania: Underrated Movies Edition - Bill Parker? on 3/1/14 at 12:33 am|
Once Upon a Time in the West.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Advice on how to negotiate or increase my law scholarship offer - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 3:23 pm|
So you'll be an attorney in about 4 years?
Here's a tip: Go frick yourself running, and piss up a rope....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Most properly rated musicians of all time - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 3:21 pm|
I got an armadillo in my trousers...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Best truck gun?? - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 2:46 pm|
[quote]quote:2' section of hose pipe Yeah, I keep either my Ruger SP101 or my dog in the truck. [/quote]
If you don't teach your kids about the 2' length of hose pipe and its proper use in a fight, you've failed as a parent.
They can borrow Momma's GP100 when they get older for a truck gun...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Most underrated musicians of all time .... - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 2:38 pm|
Reverend Robert Wilkins
Willie Dixon (more as a writer)
Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown
...to name a few.
Top of my list would have to be J.J. Cale and The Meters. Their recordings are desert island material.
| Outdoor Board|| re: Best truck gun?? - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 10:59 am|
20 years ago my truck "weapon" was a 2' section of hose pipe. That brass end will mess a man up.
Since then, I've had everything from a S&W 686 to a Glock 23 for a truck gun. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Celebrity that you thought was dead but is actually alive - Bill Parker? on 2/27/14 at 10:44 am|
I thought Stacked was dead when he went to the arse doctor, but he survived. 'Til Monday....
| SEC Rant|| re: SBNation's CFB coaching staff draft - Bill Parker? on 2/26/14 at 12:01 pm|
[quote]Mike Leach /SID [/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: Do you ever try and balance your deeds/ karma? - Bill Parker? on 2/26/14 at 11:22 am|
You're allowed to be an a-hole online as long as you give some worthwhile advice every now and again.
Karma gives you a passing grade....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you) - Bill Parker? on 2/26/14 at 11:18 am|
Up in this mother fricker...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Question for the fella's - Bill Parker? on 2/26/14 at 9:56 am|
Screw the damn short hair... I got the comb-over.
Haven't been to a bar since I built my kegerator.
These are the salad days....