| Movie/TV Board|| re: Roles people were born to play. - Bill Parker? on 7/3/14 at 11:41 pm|
Christopher Loyd as Reverend Jim in Taxi
Donald Sutherland as Oddball and Don Rickles as Crap Game in Kelly's Heroes
Randall Tex Cobb in Raising Arizona
Rocky's trainer... no clue as to his name
Charles Bronson... in all of his films...
| O-T Lounge|| re: If you have a kid, DO NOT bring him to a bar - Bill Parker? on 6/26/14 at 1:50 pm|
I took my boy to a bar once for supper... He met Billy Joe Shaver on the porch and got to shake what's left of his hand.
My story is better than yours. Go piss up a rope....
| SEC Rant|| re: What Would it Take for Each SEC Program to Win a National Title? - Bill Parker? on 6/26/14 at 1:43 pm|
An additional $20,000 -- all the clangas.
Y'all come up with $180,000 and you don't scrape up another $20,000 to get muffin's qb? Time to start bagman orientation classes....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Tornado-Proof the Midwest with Three 1,000-Foot Walls - Bill Parker? on 6/25/14 at 11:43 pm|
Our own Maginot Line. Wunderbahr. ...
| Outdoor Board|| re: What’s a good DIY product for home pest control? - Bill Parker? on 6/23/14 at 11:28 pm|
[quote]store in a cool place[/quote]
Now you tell me. I keep that stuff in the garage. ...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Vultures in my stand - Bill Parker? on 6/23/14 at 12:21 am|
Buzzards crap some nasty shite that will make you very sick. I know of someone that tried to clean up a shooting house full of that mess and he ended up with some bad stuff that stayed with him for a long time.
Cheaper to burn it and start over....
| Food and Drink Board|| Rub for smoked ribs - Bill Parker? on 6/20/14 at 11:59 am|
I've made my own rub for years, and never found the right mix for good pork ribs on the smoker.
Let's hear your go-to rubs....
| Food and Drink Board|| re: Willie Mae's Scotch House - Bill Parker? on 6/19/14 at 12:00 pm|
Just go and get the red beans and the fried chicken, together. Last time I went it was just before closing and I told them to give me a plate of fried chicken with red beans all over it.
Most might not appreciate it, but that plate was a specialty at a late-night dive that I frequented many year...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Who wins in a US President Fight Club? - Bill Parker? on 6/19/14 at 1:02 am|
Andrew Jackson could take 'em all at once....
| SEC Rant|| re: Most Ridiculous/Incredible Sports Stat - Bill Parker? on 6/19/14 at 1:00 am|
[quote]quote:OK, I'll go there. 15 National Championships. Yale has 27. Try again gump.[/quote]
Gump math ties Yale in 2020....
| Money Talk|| re: what steps do you take when a customer with net terms is late on payments? - Bill Parker? on 6/18/14 at 3:09 pm|
Proper cash-flow is essential to a small business. I managed a factoring business prior to owning my own business, so I interpret terms to be terms -- no leeway allowed.
I told several customers who didn't pay on time to trade elsewhere. It's been almost 10 years since I was collecting for my b...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Question for OT'ers who went to grad school. - Bill Parker? on 6/16/14 at 1:36 pm|
I went to ole miss for graduate school. Easiest level of schooling I've ever done. And so was the trim. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Youth Coaches - Cutting a Player - Bill Parker? on 6/16/14 at 1:32 pm|
Didn't read the entire thread, but I hope somebody told the OP that the tryouts should be evaluated by a third party, and then the coach is informed of who made the team.
Let the other kids stick to rec league....
| Outdoor Board|| re: VZ2008 7.62x39 sporter rifle at PSA - Bill Parker? on 6/14/14 at 12:02 am|
That's a smoking deal on a great gun. I own one, and at that price, I might own two soon. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Could Mississippi be anymore backwards? - Bill Parker? on 6/13/14 at 11:53 pm|
If you're from Mississippi, they give you an email address and fax number. You can send in proof of insurance and they'll drop the ticket.
They make all those dirty rat bastards from out of state come back for a court date....
| Money Talk|| re: Ad Valorem (property tax) elimination - Bill Parker? on 6/12/14 at 11:02 pm|
[quote]pays a third party 10's of thousands a year to challenge property tax appraisals in a fairly specialized field(medical equipment). They get 45% of the savings + a flat fee for each filing[/quote]
Are you talking about equipment/inventory or real estate? ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Sore throat "homemade" techniques? - Bill Parker? on 6/10/14 at 11:02 pm|
Planter's Punch (Tea, lemonade, honey and whiskey)
Had a professor in college who drank it all day when he was sick. In his words: "I drink it every time I'm sick. I don't know if it helps or not, but by the end of the day I just don't give a damn."...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Who would you consider the best/most masterful composer for movie scores? - Bill Parker? on 6/10/14 at 10:54 pm|
[quote]Once upon a time in the West [/quote]
Harmonica Man trumps all....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Not the kind of cougar I'd like to tango with - Bill Parker? on 6/10/14 at 12:51 am|
The camo-clad commando might drive a mini-van, but he ranks as a certifiable badass, albeit with a few screws loose....
| More Sports Board|| re: Officiated my first basketball game tonight - Bill Parker? on 6/10/14 at 12:47 am|
[quote] forget everything as soon as the ball is inbounded [/quote]
That's just normal officiating if you're calling kid's games. ...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Best handgun purchase for lefty - Bill Parker? on 6/8/14 at 10:52 pm|
[quote]a good revolver. They are awesome, especially for beginners.[/quote]...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Board's opinion of ATV brands? - Bill Parker? on 6/5/14 at 1:57 pm|
My "daily driver" for work and pleasure is 15 year old 300 fourtrax. It's priceless, because it's about to become my kid's bike when I buy another honda....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Why are most churches so segregated? - Bill Parker? on 6/5/14 at 1:44 pm|
People choose a church, which means they go where they are comfortable. How often do you go and hang out at Davis wade stadium or Humphrey coliseum during games just for shites and giggles?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Mississippi State Bulldogs Sports Radio Calls Lafayette Trip ‘Worst Experience' - Bill Parker? on 6/5/14 at 1:36 pm|
A Clanga refers to fans of another school as the missing link?
Haaaaeeeelllll State. Wheeeedoggie. Clanga clanga clanga clanga. Gitchuuusome.
Hey dawg, you see the size of that cheerleader? ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: You thought the NOLA Levees were expensive: NYC Battery Park Flood Protection - Bill Parker? on 6/5/14 at 12:35 am|
[quote]The IHNC flood wall [/quote]
Flood wall named after TBird?...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Need help with my vegetable garden - Bill Parker? on 6/4/14 at 11:35 pm|
Back off on the fertilizer, spray some bloom set and start gently shaking the plants to encourage pollination. If you want to go full garden nerd, buy a cheap battery powered toothbrush and use it to, um, well, vibrate the blooms. Procreation and all that....
| Money Talk|| re: Real estate people - Bill Parker? on 6/3/14 at 11:49 pm|
Turned a corner in an old warehouse without power. Had a strong light shining, and the first thing I see is a couch and a bunch of beer and sardine cans on the floor.
I now carry more than a good flashlight....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Private land inside a WMA - Bill Parker? on 5/31/14 at 10:59 pm|
[quote]In AL, no one, including the gov, is obligated to give you access if your property is land locked. [/quote]
Not obligated, but can be made to through a simple legal process....
| SEC Rant|| re: Who's the most classless sec coach (past or present) - Bill Parker? on 5/28/14 at 1:22 pm|
Tubby is the clear winner, just based on the number of SEC schools he trolled:
1) Arkansas. Most people don't know this, but he accepted an offer to be the coach of University of Arkansas while still at Ole Miss. Backed out of it because he got wind of some of the opinions about him in Fayette...
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT parents - do you prefer public or private schooling? - Bill Parker? on 5/25/14 at 11:44 pm|
I got my kids out of Rec league and on Select travel teams. That's all that matters....